Funny Quotes In Urdu Biography
Source(Google.com.pk)Funny Sms
Sender:wajahat
Date:21-03-2014
Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"
Funny Sms
Sender:Sir Imran
Date:20-03-2014
A successful marriage is based on give & take:
Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it;
And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!
Funny Sms
Sender:chand
Date:19-03-2014
If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter!
Funny Sms
Sender:kami
Date:18-03-2014
1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
Funny Sms
Sender:Majeed
Date:17-03-2014
Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh Me kia karon candle jala!
Funny Sms
Sender:Wahaj
Date:14-03-2014
Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Funny Sms
Sender:Faraz
Date:11-03-2014
Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!
Funny Sms
Sender:Ehtisham
Date:10-03-2014
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!
Funny Sms
Sender:Mina
Date:07-03-2014
"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!
Funny Sms
Sender:Rayyan
Date:06-03-2014
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
Funny Sms
Sender:Junaid
Date:05-03-2014
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
Funny Sms
Sender:rukhsana kusar
Date:02-03-2014
1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad
papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?
papa: nhi beta
bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......
Funny Sms
Sender:Ron
Date:24-02-2014
Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like Marriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!
Funny Sms
Sender:Yasir
Date:19-02-2014
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
Funny Sms
Sender:bahram
Date:16-02-2014
''A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...
You lose your importanc in their life..!!
Funny Sms
Sender:Nikhil pemmaiah k.m
Date:12-02-2014
Just Imagine Life
Without BOYz
.
.
Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In
Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World
DependsOn US...!!!
Boyz Rocks
Hahahahahaha.
Funny Sms
Sender:Daniyal
Date:07-02-2014
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
Funny Sms
Sender:Karim
Date:29-01-2014
Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
Funny Sms
Sender:AWAN
Date:28-01-2014
A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
Funny Sms
Sender:hami
Date:25-01-2014
ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dost
mar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey
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jarsi landy di payi aaa.
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