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Na Ye Chemistry Hoti Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aai Nazar Ek Larki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath The
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarha Ka Pyar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andherey Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Ehsas
Nazrein Mileen Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarhaa Love Ka Production Hua
Lagny Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aisy
Nucleus K Chaaron Taraf Electron Hon Jaisy
Us Din Hamary Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Usky Daddy Sy Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uuchal Paray
Ignesium Tube Mein Jaisey Sodium Bharak Uthy
Woh Bole Hosh Mein Aao Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold K Sath
Yeh Sun Kar Tuta Hamary Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahy Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pe Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamary Dil K Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gai Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarhan
Aur Hum Phirty Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarhan

Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Who TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
Who Teekha Samosa, Who thanda saaa paani
Who College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Who chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Who jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Who chup-kese journal - mein Jo bheji thi chitthi,
Who padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Who chehre ki laali, who aankhon kaa gussaa
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani..

Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,
Who project ki Khatir - tha Dar Dar bhataknaa ,
Who lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,
Who sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Who submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Who vivas ke kisse, who pracs ki kahani....
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani.

Who dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,
Who doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,
Who seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Who workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa,
Who slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko ?" tha bechain hona,
Who teekha samosa, who thanda s AAA paani..

College ki thi - who lambi is raatein,
Who d oston se tapre pe - pyaari is Baatein;
Who gathering ke din ka Jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Who kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

H/dr_Qasim Group: Members  Joined: 10th Sep, 2010  Topic: 185  Post: 6557  Age:  36
Posted on:15th Apr 2010, 6:48pm
 
anwar mashood , Bunan

banen len jaandeo
banen le ke aandeo

paandeo te pendi nai
laandeo te lendi nai

le jaave te dooji waari
paan jo gi rendi nai



banen mai diyan ga !!!!

pao ge to pe jaaye
lao ge te le jaaye

le jaaye te dooji waari
paan jo gi reh jaaye


banen meri vadhiya
banen meri top di

vaddian noo poori aaye
nikeyaan de naap di

chhez huve asli
te moo'on paee boldi

thoop nalo gori lage
rassi utte doldi

jinne varrey chao tussi ais noon ha'ndaa lo
pher paanve bachayaan da jhaangia bana lo



H/dr_Qasim Group: Members  Joined: 10th Sep, 2010  Topic: 185  Post: 6557  Age:  36
Posted on:21st Apr 2010, 6:11pm
 
Tera mera jor vee kee

Meah ek Jungli pando

Tu mothyaar gulaabaayn dee

 Teraa meraa Jor vee kee

 Meah ek Kissaan daa put-tur

Tu Rashi afsur dee thi-hee

 Tera Mera jor vee keee

 Meah khoky tay Sigurat phokaan

Toou Marriott wech chaaa peee

 Tera Mera jor vee keee

 Meah ek ek shirt noo Thoo Thoo Pawaan

Tery jory punji teee 25-30

 Tera mera jor vee kee

 Meah mur mur B.A keetaa

Tou computer wech M.S.C

 Tera mera jor vee keee



Tery pichy soh-huny mondy

Mery pichy  C. I.D

 Tera mera jor vee kee

 Saanoo University Poch-daa koi naaa

Tery pich-aay saary geee

 Tera mera jor vee kee

 Tery Nazaaa Nukhroo naaloo

Sanoo chungi cha-chy dee Thi-hee--

Moj say phelly see Mohabat mery mehboob na maang

abi tu na bejli nay na cheni hy naa ataa hy

Hur sooo phalaa ek sun-nataaa hay

na petrol hay na gaass or na koi kaaam

mujy say phaly see mobabat mery mehboob na mang

Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39
Posted on:4th May 2010, 3:27pm
 
funny urdu poetry

Shaadian un ki h0 gain jinko na tha aqal -o-shahoor…
Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte.
Diplomate Group: Members  Joined: 18th Oct, 2009  Topic: 53  Post: 3435  Age:  37
Posted on:4th May 2010, 3:34pm
 
funny urdu poetry

"Shaadian un ki h0 gain jinko na tha aqal -o-shahoor…
Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte."

Nikah ka kuch taluq nahi aqal-o-sha'aoor sy
bus yeh to apni apni qismat ki baat hey
H/dr_Qasim Group: Members  Joined: 10th Sep, 2010  Topic: 185  Post: 6557  Age:  36
Posted on:4th May 2010, 4:00pm
 
funny urdu poetry

 Ye jo Tera Hosun-o-Jumaal haay

saara makup kaa Kum-maal hay

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:  
Posted on:5th May 2010, 12:29am

nice sharing
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7668  Age:  55
Posted on:13th Jun 2010, 6:55am
 
ڈاکٹر سے ہے لازمی پرہیز

ہے غلط گر گمان میں کچھ ہے
تجھ سِوا بھی جہان میں کچھ ہے
(خواجہ میر درد)

وہ جو اٹکے ہوئے کھجور میں ہیں
مان لیں آسمان میں کچھ ہے

نقل کرنے پہ جب ہے پابندی
فائدہ امتحان میں کچھ ہے

ڈاکٹر سے ہے لازمی پرہیز
جان ہے تو جہان میں کچھ ہے
(انور مسعود)
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7668  Age:  55
Posted on:14th Jun 2010, 3:31am
 
میں بھی بچوں والی ہوں

لوگ تو رہتے ہیں ہر لمحے ، ٹوہ میں ایسی باتوں کی
پیار محبت کے ہیں دشمن ، دل کے ایسے کالے ہیں

دیکھئے کچھ محتاط ہی رہئے اس جاسوس زمانے سے
میں بھی بچوں والی ہوں اور آپ بھی بچوں والے ہیں

(انور مسعود)
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7668  Age:  55
Posted on:14th Jun 2010, 3:39am
 
bay zameer

حسن کو احتیاط لازم ہے
ہر نظر پارسا نہیں ہوتی

حسنِ آیاتِ قرآنی اللہ اللہ
بے ضمیروں سے ہیں پردہ کرتی
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4675  Age:  30
Posted on:14th Jun 2010, 7:59am
 
hahahah

really very funny :)
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