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Biology Laboratory mein – Urdu Funny Sms
September 12, 2012 by admin



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Aik maindak ne najomi se apne future ke mutaliq poocha
Najoomi ne batya tujhe aik larki mile gee
Jo tera dil le jaye gee
Maindak ne khushi se poocha
Magar woh mile gee kahan?
Najoomi ne jawab diya
Biology Laboratory mein
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Aur larki izhar e muhabat kre to larky k ye 5 jawb hon ge
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3 ) haaaan
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Funny Dialogues In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Dialogues In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Dialogues In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Dialogues In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Dialogues In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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