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March 12th, 2014 Category: Funny Urdu SMS, Zubaida Apa SMS
Do Dost Jungle Mein Ghoom rahe Thy
Achanak Shair Nikal Aya, Aik Dost
Jhat Sy Darakht Per Cherh Gaya,
Dosra Sans Rok K Darakht K Nechy
Lyt Gaya, Shair Kareeb Aya Or Bola,
Na Putter Na Yahan Per Zubaida Apa
K Totky Nahe Chalty. :-)


    ek shadi shuda filmi heroin apni eklooti film kee kamiyabi ke liye namaz parh rahi thee - actress ka 5 saala baccha ne jab maan ko 1st namaz parhte dekha tu ghabra ke baap ke pass gaya aur bola

"dad!! aain dekhain mummy aaj bilkul nai excersizr ker rahi hain -"

Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39
Posted on:12th Aug 2007, 5:35pm
 
koi tu jawab de

hai bechare k_shumail ko bhi kisi ne reply nahi kia. bechara khood hi apne ap ko reply kar raha hai. bilkul aisa lag raha hai jab kisi clinic par mareez nahi ane par doctor khood hi apni clinic ka paracetamol kha raha ho ta hai.
josh Group: Members  Joined: 30th Jul, 2007  Topic: 47  Post: 2285  Age:  37
Posted on:12th Aug 2007, 5:40pm
 
Saaf Jawab!

haha very funny, very nice bewakoof, really bohat acha joke sunaya...
k_shumail apka second joke bohat acha hai, plz share more jokes with us.
k_shumail Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 2  Post: 85  Age:  29
Posted on:13th Aug 2007, 1:41pm
 
re bewaqoof

main ne dosree post pe reply is nahi kia ke khamakhoah  main naye topic pe post ker ker jagha gheroon isi liye ek joke pasand aaya tu usi pe reply ker dia :)

wesay is bahane Bewaqoof bhai se ek accha joke sunnay ko mila warna tu Baqoul khubsoorat  ke aap buses aur rikshaw  se parhay hoye shair likh dete ho

and thanks josh


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March 6th, 2014 Category: Boy VS Girl SMS, Funny Urdu SMS
Lerki: Ya Jo Samny Lerka Betha hai
Muje Aik Ghanty sy Pareshan Kr raha
Hai.
Waiter: Lerkin Wo to Ap Ki terf Dekh
Hi Nahi Raha.
Lerki: Ya he to Pareshani Hai :-)

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March 5th, 2014 Category: Boy VS Girl SMS, Funny Urdu SMS
Boyfriend Ny Apni Girlfriend Sy Kaha!!
Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho?
Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Ho!
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Sy Zeyada
Samjha Hai Jise Khud Sy Zeyada
Bherosa Hai Jis Pe Sub Sy Zeyada
Tu He Hai Wo Haram Zeyada :-D Hor Phoch


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January 27th, 2014 Category: Funny Urdu SMS
Dunia ko tension dyny k 2 assan tariqy hain…

.
Jab Uper likha hy ke
Srdi Hai to Nechy Konsa
Heater Laga Hy jo Dekh Rhy Ho.
2014 ki pehil Bezti Mubark Ho….

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December 15th, 2013 Category: Funny Urdu SMS
Sachi Mohabbat Bezuban hoti
Ha.
Ye To Aankon Sy bhyan hoti
ha
Mohabat me agr Dard Miley
to kya howa Dard K liye
ponston Hoti ha :P

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December 7th, 2013 Category: Funny Urdu SMS
Ak larki ki shadi thi,
sarey mehman aa chukey they..
baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat nhi aai,
mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko dil ka dora parr gaya..
aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa shadi waley tent m
dakhil hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
“mubarak ho,dulhey ki car ko
CNG mil gai”

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