Funny Sms In Urdu Faraz Biography
Source(Google.com.pk)Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameeacher: I want U to tell me the longest sentence U can think of.
Paappu: Life imprisonment!
Enjoy it
Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan
RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him..
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? ?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They r Above eight.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only six Children..!!
Jeo Santa Jeo
Saanta Caar ki Batteri change karwaane gaya.
Mechanic: Saahab, "Exide" ki Daaal dUn?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daaal de warna phir Problem ho gi.
Santa was getting bite off by mosquitoes the whole nit,
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kaaato saaalon, sub maro ge!”
Chain SMS by Santa:
Is message ko itna forward karo ke meri girl friend tak pohach jaaye
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"Prito tu ne sim change kar kay accha nahi kiya."
Santa kay lips jale huye thay,
Banta: Kese jale
Santa: Wife ko railway astation drop krne gaya tha.
Baanta: To?
Santa: Khushi kay maare.
Train kay engine ko choom liya :*
Banta: Yaaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, wese hua kiya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi maathe mein.
Banta: Allah ka shukar ker kay Aaankh bach gayi.
Santa court main judge say:
Aaaj tak meri itni insult nahi hoi,
meri nai padson nay mujhe nahaate huye dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kiya chaahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
3 Dost apne apne Gaon ki sardi ka Bata rhe the...
1st Hamre Gaon me itni sardi hoti h ki Pani b jam jata h...
2nd: Hamre Gaon me itni sardi hoti h k baat kro to awaz tak jam jati h...
3rd: Bhai kal mai so kr utha to mere bed pe 1
Barf ka Gola pada hua tha... Usko aadhe
Ghante Garm kiya... Jub wo Pighla to Awaz aayi... POOOONN..!!
Bete Ke Toothpaste Mai Namak Hai
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Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste laana
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Pappu : No, Maa,
Mere toothpaste mein namak hai,
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Duniya Wale kahenge
bete ne Jale pe namak chidakdiya..!
kabhi pulser chalai hai"
Ladki age bad gai.
Ladka fir baraber me aakar
"kabhi pulser chalai hai"
Ladki ne gadi slow kar li
Aage jakar ladke ka accident ho gaya.
Ladki:- Or chala le pulsar.
Boy-Kamini, yahi to puch raha tha chalai hai to
Bata de break kaise lagte he.
Dil To Bachha He Ji
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1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke Ne Dil Manga To Ladki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi..
Next Day Ladki Apne Sath Bachha Lekr Ayi Or Ladke Ko De Diya Kyu?
Dil To Bachha He Ji...en se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.
Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.
Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?
Aadmi : Sirf do rupay hi ka kiun?
Bhikari: Mein aadmi ki awqaat deikh kar hi mangta hon.
Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”
Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.
Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?
Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.
Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.
Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.
Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.
Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.
Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.
Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.
Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.
Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shak
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