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A sardar was running
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A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, “O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,” Pernam singh replied, “assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
MAR
09
Logon Ne Pocha To Bola Sms
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Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Pocha To Bola: Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A, B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli: O Taveez Nai Tea Bag See…
MAR
09
Which Part In Peshawar Sms
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Boss: Where Were You Born? Pathan: Peshawar… Boss: Which Part In Peshawar? Pathan: Kia Which Part…. Poori Body Born In peshawar..
FEB
23
Germian Da 1 Faidaa Aey Sms
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”O JEE gal SunO, Germian da 1 faidaa aey. ???? Nai pata ?   Lay das…. ,,, (‘-’) <\ \> _/ /_ . Sardi nai lagdi
FEB
23
Sardar Taliyan Bajany Lagy Sms
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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay . Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga . Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon . Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy
FEB
16
Or Pathan Ne Kaha Sms
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Sardar Or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee Or Kaha Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain
FEB
16
Mard ka Muqabla Mard Se Sms
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Sardar Pathan se: Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain, Pathan: O sardar ji Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye.
FEB
02
O Sardar Ji Sms
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Sardar Pathan se: Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain, Pathan: O sardar ji Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye. :) :) :)
FEB
02
Amrood Main Keera Nikla Sms
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Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha: 1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To? Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai… Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega.
JAN
26
Namaz Nai Nikli Sms
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2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to namaz nikal jati
JAN
26
Sardar Taliyan Bajany Lagy Sms
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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay . Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga . Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon . Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy
JAN
15
Pathan Ma Batata Ho Sms
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“Marks” Pathan Sardar Se Tujhe A B C Ati Ha ? Sardar Ha . Pathan Bata A K Bad Kiya Ata Ha ? Sardar B Ata Ha . Pathan Galat . Sardar Nahe B Ata Tou Bata Kiya Ata Ha.? Pathan Ma Batata Ho A Ke Bad K Ata Ha Sardar Kaise ? Pathan Aise …
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Sardar Or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee Or Kaha Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain
JAN
15
Garmi Lagy Tu Kia Karty Ho Sms
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Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho?? Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho? Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon
JAN
15
Which Part In Peshawar Sms
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Boss: Where Were You Born? Pathan: Peshawar… Boss: Which Part In Peshawar? Pathan: Kia Which Part…. Poori Body Born In peshawar..
JAN
15
Taveez Nai Tea Bag See Sms
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Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Pocha To Bola: Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A, B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli: O Taveez Nai Tea Bag See…
JAN
15
Pathan Gusse Me Sms
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Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ? Dukandar : Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte. Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya : Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ? Dukandar: Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte. After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya : …
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JAN
15
Pathan Train k Piche Sms
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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay, 2 charh gaey To train men logon ne kaha WELDONE Pathan: khaak well done? Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.
JAN
15
Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here Sms
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Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . . Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey. . . . Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;
JAN
15
Pthan k Ghr Gas ka Bill Sms
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1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola: Tm log muje ye btao begherto ? Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:
JAN
15
Pathan 2 Sardar Sms
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Pathan 2 Sardar: Bakre Ki Zubaan Pakai Hai Khao Ge ? Sardar: Main Mun Se Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata. Pathan: To Phir Anda Bana Don… ;->…posted in Poetry SMS

Nazar ne Nazar se mulaqat kar li,

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Nazar ne Nazar se mulaqat kar li,
Rahe dono chup par bat kar li,
Khushiyon ka mausam kuch iss kadar badla,
Ki in aankhon ne ro-ro kar barsaat kar li.




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Aisi apni wife ho

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Aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..

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Zindagi mein kuch sapnay saja lena

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Zindagi mein kuch sapnay saja lena,
Agar waqt mile to kuch armaan jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se sab Dard chupa leinge,
Jab chahey hamain aazmaa lena.

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Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi

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Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi,
Zindagi mein ab teri Ibadat ke siva kuch nahi,
Mein Tohfe mein tujhe kya pesh karu,
Mere daman mein kaanton ke siva kuch nahi.

Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain,

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Duniya mein sab begane hain,
Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain,
Guzre kal ki yahi kahani hain,
Kuch khud baraad hue kuch unki meharbaani hain.

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 Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

 Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

 Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

 Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

 Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

 Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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 Funny Poem In Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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