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Sardar: Yaar Mri Mis Kehti Han Ke,

Bhens Ka Doodh Peene Se Dimagh Taiz Hota Hy

Pathan: Mazaq Krti Han,

Agar Aysa Hota to Bhens Ka Apna Bacha Doctor Na Hota….

Ghusa Nai Karna Plz
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Aap Pagal Ho…….?
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P….Pyare
A….Ache
G….Great
A….Anmol
L….Lovely

Kaha Ta Na PAGAL Ho Aap :p

Main Nach Raha Hoon
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English Teacher: Batao Ye kon sa Tense Hai….?

Main Nach Raha Hoon,
Tum Nach Rahe Ho,
Wo Nach Rahi hai,Hum Sab Nach Rahy hain…..

Student: Sir ye Mujra Continuous Tense Hai…

Sardar Kal Menu Police Waleyan Ne
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Sardar: Kal Menu Police Waleyan Ne Bara Kotteya

Dost: Fir Tu Kuj Nai Kita…?

Sardar: Main Akheya Himat Hy Te Kaley Kaley Aao

Dost: Fir….?

Sardr: Fir Sareyan Ne Wari Wari kutteya…

Santa Or Banta Ne Zindgi Mein Pehli Bar
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Santa Or Banta Ne Zindgi Mein Pehli Bar Riksha Dekha
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhuta Tanga
Banta: Hain Yar
Or Gadha to Dekho
Admi Jesa Dekhta Hy

1 Sardar ko Bar Bar I Luv u
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1 Sardar ko Bar Bar I Luv u k Msgs a Rahy They

Dost Ne Pucha: Aj Khair Hy…?

Aj To Bahut I luv u k Msg a Rahe Han…..

Sardar: O G aj Main Ghalti Sey Apni Bewi ka Mobile Ley Aya Hon is liye…

Merasi Mery Putara Menu Uthe Dafnai
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Merasi: Mery Putara Menu Uthe Dafnai

Jithe Har wele Bande Andey Jandey Salam Karan

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Puttar: Aba fir G T Road Tey Na Dafna deye Qabar di Qabar Tey Jump Da jump…

Sardar Bank Me 500 Jama Karwane Geya
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Sardar Bank Me 500 Jama Karwane Geya

Cashier Bola Janb ye 500 Rup Nakli Hain

Sardar: Jama Mere Account wich Hone Ne Tenu Koi
Takleeef Hy………?

Maa Ne Dekha to Us ke Pas ai
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Larki Apne Room Mein Bethi Ro Rahi Ti
Maa Ne Dekha to Us ke Pas ai Or Boli
Kya hoa Beti….?
Mujhy Bata Mein Sirf Teri Maa Hi Nahi Teri Dost Hoon

Larki Boli…..
Kya Bataon Yar Apne Waley Se Milne Gai Ti

Tery Wale ne Dekh lia or mujhe Bahut Mara..

Kali Girl Frnd Ko Gora Karny K 3 Tarike
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Kali Girl Frnd Ko Gora Karny K 3 Tarike
.

Mujhy Pata ta Tum Zaror
Parho Gay.

Kali Girl Frnd Wale…

1 Ghareeb Larka Udas ja Raha tha
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1 Ghareeb Larka Udas ja Raha tha

Achanak us ki Nazr Rasty Mein pary ek Chiragh Pe Pari
Usny Khushi Sey Chiragh Utha Lia
Thora Agy Ja kar usny Chiragh Ragra

To Chiragh Ak zor dar Dhamake se Phat Geya

Alladeen Wala Dor Chala Geya Jee. :p

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Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.


Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch n

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