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 Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.

juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

(Dil Khush sms)

Wo Hath Hooron K Ghar Hon Jesy
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Dabi Dabi C Wo Muskuraht

Labon Pe Apny Sja Sja K

Wo Narm Lehjy Me Bat Krna

Adaa Se Nazrein Jhuka Jhuka K

Wo Aankh Tri Shararti C

Wo Zulf Mathay Pe Nachti C

Nazar Haty Na Ek Pal B

Main Thak Gye Hon Hta Hta k

Wo Tera Hathon Ki Unglion Ko

Mila K Zulfon Me Kho Sa Jana

Haya Ko Chehry Pe Phr Sjana

Phool Chehra Khila Khila K

Wo Hath Hooron K Ghar Hon Jesy

Wo Paaon Paryon K Par Hon Jesy

Nhin Hy Tri Misaal JANAA

Main Thak Gaye Hon Bata Bata k.

Buht Tamna Thi Kisi Ka Hojany ki,
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Buhat Tamna Thi Kisi Ko Pany Ki,

Buht Tamna Thi Kisi Ka Hojany ki,

Pr Kia Pta Tha Jis K Hum Hona Chahty Hen,

Unhy Adat Hi Nahi Kisi Ko Apnany Ki.

Uski Ulji Sansen Meri Rukawat Bni,,.
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Samny Munzil Thi Pechy Uski Awaz,,.

Rukta To Safar Jata,Chalta To Bechr Jata, ,.

Uski Ulji Sansen Meri Rukawat Bni,,.

Chlta To Woh Mar Jata,

Therta To Main Mar Jata, ,,

Usk Nam Se Wabista The Meri Yaden,,.

Woh Mjy Yad Krta To Main Pton Ki Tarah Jhar Jata, ,..

Sharab Peny Ki Mjy Adat Nhe The, ,..

Pee B Leta To Usko Bna K Ghazal Gata,..,

Aye Dosto Kuch Dir To Ther Jaty Mayyat Peh Meri, ..,

Shyd Usy Khbr Ho Jati Woh A Jata!

Ek sham mere pass ana buhat rulain ge tumhe,
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!.GHAZAL.!

Kabhi chaho ge to chahat se bulain ge tumhen,

Dard e dil hota he kia ye dikhain ge tumhen,

Muhabat hoti he kia muhabat kar k dakh lena,

Phir mere pass ana kuch or batain ge tumhen,

Kabi na aayen ankh men ansoo to aisa karna,

Ek sham mere pass ana buhat rulain ge tumhe,

Har pal raho ge bechain muhabt men,

Khayal ban kar pal pal satain ge tumhen,

Pochte ho jo zinda rahne ka sabab,

Chalo kisi roz tum se hi milwain ge tumhen.

Mai Tabassum Høn To Høntøn Pe Sajaaly Mujh kø..
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Kar Na Dunya_e_Ghum k Hawaly Mujh ko,,

Mai Tabassum Høn To Høntøn Pe Sajaaly Mujh kø..

Tu M¡la Hy Tø ye h¡ khøf Laga Rehta Hy,,

Mera M¡lna k¡s¡ Uljhan Ma¡n Na Daaly tujh kø..

Is yaqeen Par H¡ Andherøn Ma¡n Safar jaar¡ Hy,,

M¡l H¡ jaaengy k¡s¡ Røøz Ujaaly Mujhkø..

Ter¡ berukhi Ne Tø Majbøør k¡ya hy jeeny Par,,

Ab Tera Pyaar kaheen Maar he Na Daaly Mujhkø..

Be N¡yaaz¡ ka ye Andaza Nah¡ kuch Bh¡ “MØHSIN”,

Baat Tø Tab Hy k tu muj Se he chura ly Mujh ko

Is tarha se apni Rooh mein sama loon tujhko.
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Mein apne daman mein chupa loon tujhko.

Dil karta hai apna bana loon tujhko.

Marr k bhi na toote ye rishta hamara.

Is tarha se apni Rooh mein sama loon tujhko.

Apni baahon mein is tarah se le lon.

K phir na baahon se nikalon tujhko.

abhi airport bhi kahan aaya hai madam..
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TAxidriver: Ab tak me 10 pregnant ladkiyon ko airport chod chuka huun..

Girl: par mai to pregnant nahi hun

Driver : abhi airport bhi kahan aaya hai madam..

Beauty doesn’t make luv
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Beauty doesn’t make luv
buh it.

If u want to “Miss me”
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Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho

Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi h

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