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Faida!
A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
in Pathan SMS
Bathroom
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
in Pathan SMS
Bar-e-Azam
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
in Pathan SMS
Cousin ki Shadi
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
in Pathan SMS
Molvi aur Halwa
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
in Pathan SMS
Bhabhi
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
in Pathan SMS
Pathan ka Shak
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….
A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
in Pathan SMS
Bathroom
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
in Pathan SMS
Bar-e-Azam
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
in Pathan SMS
Cousin ki Shadi
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
in Pathan SMS
Molvi aur Halwa
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
in Pathan SMS
Bhabhi
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
in Pathan SMS
Pathan ka Shak
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
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Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.


Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Sardar Je Jokes
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Sardar Je Jokes Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK”
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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes
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Sardar Je Ticket-Urdu Jokes Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
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Sardar Je And Police Man
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Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho? Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.
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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya
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1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
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In Biology Practical
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Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name
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Hitler Says
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“There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary” Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha N

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