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My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?

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Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)



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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist:)


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Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai:)


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Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !


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Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.



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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
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.
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?


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College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay..


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Silent lips may avoid many problems:
But smiling lips will solve many problems:
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so
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Har velay sarya na karo:
Kadi kadi has v lya karo:!


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Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia


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customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay

waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi


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When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you


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Why do I always text you first?
You don’t have to if you don’t want to?
Then we would never talk!


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What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.


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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane except one.
People asked him the reason
He said," If it's made by my students it will not even start."3 sardar aik hi bed per laity huay thy
i ko jaga kam lagi to wo zamin per lait gaya
.
.
.
uper sy aik sardar bola oe tu a ja hun jaga khuli ho gae ae

aik pathan apna saman bag mien bhar k GEO
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
aik pathan apna saman bag mien bhar k GEO k office ponch gia aur pocha:
wo baji kahan hain jo news k ba’ad kehti hain…
“hamary sath raheay ga!”

Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae
Dost: wo kaisy???
Pathan: Yar! Imam Sb. ne kaha k tama log apny apny mobile fone off kar dein. mein jaldi se ghar gia. mobile off kia, jub wapis aya to namaz ho chuki thi.

Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay ” I MISS YOU”
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay ” I MISS YOU”
Pathan: is ka matlab hay “mein tumari miss hon”

aik stop se bus chali aur achanak
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
aik stop se bus chali aur achanak jhatka lagny se aik sardar aik larki par gir gia.
Larki boli: batamez, kia kar rahay ho???
Sardar (sharma k): G, Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hon

petrol pump pe likha tha
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
petrol pump pe likha tha
“don’t use mobile”
pathan ne mobile nikala
aur sub doston ko call kar k kaha…

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