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FEB
05
A sardar was running
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A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, “O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,” Pernam singh replied, “assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
MAR
09
Logon Ne Pocha To Bola Sms
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Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Pocha To Bola: Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A, B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli: O Taveez Nai Tea Bag See…
MAR
09
Which Part In Peshawar Sms
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Boss: Where Were You Born? Pathan: Peshawar… Boss: Which Part In Peshawar? Pathan: Kia Which Part…. Poori Body Born In peshawar..
FEB
23
Germian Da 1 Faidaa Aey Sms
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”O JEE gal SunO, Germian da 1 faidaa aey. ???? Nai pata ?   Lay das…. ,,, (‘-’) <\ \> _/ /_ . Sardi nai lagdi
FEB
23
Sardar Taliyan Bajany Lagy Sms
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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay . Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga . Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon . Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy
FEB
16
Or Pathan Ne Kaha Sms
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Sardar Or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee Or Kaha Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain
FEB
16
Mard ka Muqabla Mard Se Sms
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Sardar Pathan se: Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain, Pathan: O sardar ji Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye.
FEB
02
O Sardar Ji Sms
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Sardar Pathan se: Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain, Pathan: O sardar ji Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye. :) :) :)
FEB
02
Amrood Main Keera Nikla Sms
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Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha: 1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To? Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai… Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega.
JAN
26
Namaz Nai Nikli Sms
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2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to namaz nikal jati
JAN
26
Sardar Taliyan Bajany Lagy Sms
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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay . Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga . Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon . Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy
JAN
15
Pathan Ma Batata Ho Sms
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“Marks” Pathan Sardar Se Tujhe A B C Ati Ha ? Sardar Ha . Pathan Bata A K Bad Kiya Ata Ha ? Sardar B Ata Ha . Pathan Galat . Sardar Nahe B Ata Tou Bata Kiya Ata Ha.? Pathan Ma Batata Ho A Ke Bad K Ata Ha Sardar Kaise ? Pathan Aise …
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JAN
15
Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha Sms
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Sardar Or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee Or Kaha Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain
JAN
15
Garmi Lagy Tu Kia Karty Ho Sms
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Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho?? Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho? Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon
JAN
15
Which Part In Peshawar Sms
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Boss: Where Were You Born? Pathan: Peshawar… Boss: Which Part In Peshawar? Pathan: Kia Which Part…. Poori Body Born In peshawar..
JAN
15
Taveez Nai Tea Bag See Sms
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Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Pocha To Bola: Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A, B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli: O Taveez Nai Tea Bag See…
JAN
15
Pathan Gusse Me Sms
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Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ? Dukandar : Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte. Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya : Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ? Dukandar: Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte. After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya : …
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JAN
15
Pathan Train k Piche Sms
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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay, 2 charh gaey To train men logon ne kaha WELDONE Pathan: khaak well done? Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.
JAN
15
Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here Sms
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Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . . Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey. . . . Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;
JAN
15
Pthan k Ghr Gas ka Bill Sms
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1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola: Tm log muje ye btao begherto ? Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:
JAN
15
Pathan 2 Sardar Sms
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Pathan 2 Sardar: Bakre Ki Zubaan Pakai Hai Khao Ge ? Sard

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Funny Questions In Urdu Biography

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Humans r Soluble in water
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 165 | SMS Length : 2 )
A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
“Humans r Soluble in water”
College Ki Ladki se Bola
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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:
Pathan galti se samunder
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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)
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Pathan thought LOL meant
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 182 | SMS Length : 2 )
Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lots of love”.
So one Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text
”Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL” :D
1 Pathan Ko Road pe
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1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. “Eid Mubarak”
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
“khair Mubarak” ;p : )
Ek pathan ne new car li
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 134 | SMS Length : 1 )
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
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Pathan MobiLe Company Me
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Pathan Mob?Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H? SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ?haga D?ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network
5 Phatan Mil kAr
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 193 | SMS Length : 2 )
5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,
eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?
PHaTaNoN nE kAha :
Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache
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Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka
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Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
K
Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
Pathan Interview Dene Gaya office k gate per
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Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz
Pathan: 80 KG
Pathan Vs Sardar
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 163 | SMS Length : 2 )
Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?
Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.
Pathan: To phir anda bana don… ;->
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Doctor ne pathan
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 274 | SMS Length : 2 )
Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.
1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.
Dr: wat problm.

Batao aisa kiya karen k
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 114 | SMS Length : 1 )
SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)
Tumhare Abbu ka
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 156 | SMS Length : 1 )
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
Pathan ka baita Awaaz
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 253 | SMS Length : 2 )
Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..
“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”
Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..
Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?
?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..
Teacher To Pathan
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 163 | SMS Length : 2 )
Teacher To Pathan: ?eta Q ROo Rahe Ho
Pathan: ?ir ?chool ki ?ell Toot Gai Hy
Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ?aat Hy
Pathan: Ab Humari ?hotti kaise Hogi
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 165 | SMS Length : 2 )
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
1 pathan jahaz m
Posted by Admin in Pathan SMS ( Characters : 460 | SMS Length : 3 )
1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h.

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