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Source(Google.com.pk)Group: Members Joined: 12th Oct, 2011 Topic: 85 Post: 4723 Age: 31
Posted on:17th Jul 2008, 12:13pm
Urdu Funny Jokes: Lets Share Jokes- III
Lets Share Jokes (Continued)
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Hasna Muskurana Health keliye Bahut Zaroori hai Lets Share Jokes
Ek aadmi ko bhoolne ki bimaari hojati aur doctor ke paas jaata.
Patient: Doctor sahib mujhe bhoolne ki bahut aadat si hogayi hai ab ki baat ab hi bhool jaata hoon?
Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko?
Patien: Kiya kabse hora !
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Sardar
A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night.
Why???
Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:12am
joke
wife: tum mujh se kitna pyar kerte ho?
husband: Shahjehan jitna...
wife: achaaaaa....to phr merey marney k baad Taj Mehal banao gay?
husband: main ne to plot bhi ley liya hai....delay to tum hi ker rahi ho... ;-p
Maryam Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4675 Age: 30
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:18am
zeb
nice joke：）
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:20am
maryam
thankssssss
saim1 Group: Members Joined: 23rd May, 2008 Topic: 44 Post: 2212 Age: 36
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:23am
joke
aik admi appney dost sey:yar meri shadi ki salgira a rahi hey maien soch raha hoon appni biwi ko koi aiesa gift doon key wo khush ho jaiee
dost:maien tum ko aisee cheez batata hoon jis ko dekh kar tumhari wife bhoot khush ho jaiee gi
admi:jaldi batoo kiya cheez hey
dost:tum appni biwi ko divorce dey do bhoot khush ho jaiee gi
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:26am
saima
ye kia bat hui
ye to pehli bar suna hai k koi aurat divorce ka sun k khush ho gi...
lolssss
ye kesa joke hai saima?
saim1 Group: Members Joined: 23rd May, 2008 Topic: 44 Post: 2212 Age: 36
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:28am
zeb
jab hi to iss ko joke kahtey haien jasey mard appni biwi sey marey key liya kah raha hey joke maien to joke maien orat divorce pe khush ku nahi ho sakti?
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:30am
saima
lolssssssssssss
cobra Group: Members Joined: 19th May, 2008 Topic: 0 Post: 24 Age: 29
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:41am
first night
husband to wife at first night...this is really your first night....wife no this is first time at night...
cobra Group: Members Joined: 19th May, 2008 Topic: 0 Post: 24 Age: 29
Blocked
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:46am
Doctor & patient
aik doctor apnay patient kay peechay bhag raha hota hay log us say poochtay hain kay kia bat hay woh kion patient kay peechay bhag raha hay doctor kehta hay kay yay kameena her dafa khatna karwanay ka kehta hay or bal saf karwa kay bhag jata hay
whitehorse Group: Members Joined: 05th Dec, 2007 Topic: 20 Post: 70 Age: 35
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 8:01am
Lets Share Jokes
Call an unknown phone number and ask, "Munna hai kya?"
{Whoever picks up the phone} will say, " No wrong number".
Again call after five-min, "Munna hai kya?"
She will reasonably be annoyed and say, "No this is wrong number".
Again call, "Munna aa gaya kya?"
She will say, "Aap ka dimaagh kharaab hai kya?! Kiyun peechhay paray ho?!"
Again call after five-min, " Munna ko phone dena."
She will cry with all ‘gaaleees’.
Then you just drop the phone.
Call after another five-min, "Main Munna bol raha hoon, mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 10:26am
cobra
hehehehehhe hehehehehhe
heheheheh ;-p
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:19th Jul 2008, 10:37am
joke
ek dehati aurat check cash kerwaney bank gae...
clerk: yahan sign kero
aurat: kese?
clerk: jese khat mein likthe hain
aurat: "fakat tuwaday kakkay di maan"
zeb Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 8:13am
jokes
heyyyyyyyyyyy
kahan gaye subbbbbbbbb
sub k jokes khatam ho gaye kia??????????
rajamraees Group: Members Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Topic: 1 Post: 41 Age: 38
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 6:33pm
Im Back.............................
1 Saal Main
12 Maheenay
12 Maheeno'n Mein
365 Din
365 Din Mein
8760 Ghante
8760 Ghanton Mein
525600 Minutes
525600 Minutes Mein
525600 Lamhay
Aur
Har Lamhay Mein 1 Dua
Light Na jaye Kabhi Bhi
rajamraees Group: Members Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Topic: 1 Post: 41 Age: 38
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 6:46pm
Fill in the blanks
"MBBS Final Exam"
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her
"PU _ S _"
Only few intelligent students like me
wrote "PULSE"..
rajamraees Group: Members Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Topic: 1 Post: 41 Age: 38
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:05pm
Sach aur Veham
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Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........
rajamraees Group: Members Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Topic: 1 Post: 41 Age: 38
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:14pm
Young Generation
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1980’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Jeans pehenlu?
Mumy : Nahin Beti Log Kya kahenge!
2010’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mumy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti, kuch to pehenlo!
System Group: Members Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008 Topic: 40 Post: 2274 Age: 33
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:14pm
Bechara King
One time a king wants to find a girl to get marry who does not know any thing about Penis and Sex info. So King met lots of girls and show his Penis and ask what is it. All women answered it’s a penis. But one women said it’s a Rat. King was very happy to find a girl who does not know a thing about Penis. You know Pak saf larki. King decided to get Marry with this girl and first night King ask her again the same question and the girl say it again it’s a Rat. Then king explain to her it’s a Penis .. You fool girl.
Girl says in Punjabi
Chal we ae te Chuha ae.
Penis wekhna e te Gullu Pehlwan da wekh, Gammy Mochi da wekh, Aslam doodh dehi wale da wekh. Boote Halwai da wekh
rajamraees Group: Members Joined: 27th Jun, 2008 Topic: 1 Post: 41 Age: 38
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:28pm
Hey Doctor, It's 4 u..........
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
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