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A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age.
The kid said to the granny, "Don't stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!"

Dear 'hmmmmm' and 'k',
You both should honestly get arrested for killing conversations!

There cannot be any crisis today, my schedule is already full!

Sign on a famous beauty parlour in Mumbai:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

Murphy's Law of Combat:
Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder!

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess: "Will you marry me ?"
The Princess said NO.

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; went fishing and hunting; played golf; dated women half his age; drank beer and scotch; always had enough bank balance; he even left the toilet seat up and towel on the bed whenever he wanted.

The End!

Class  Rooms are like Trains.<br/>
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;<br/>
The middle are General Compartments;<br/>
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

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If the great Wall of China was in India, we would have the world's longest urinal!

Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!

Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts!I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge.
The traffic cop came up. "What's the matter, miss?" he inquired. "Ain't we got colors you like?"

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family... in another city!

There is something known as Whatsapp snobbery!
All those who write 'YEW' instead of 'YOU' and 'KEWL' instead of 'COOL' belong to a superior class of human beings, and are known as


'CHEWTIYAS'!

What part of the car causes the most accident?
The nut that holds the wheel!

Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...

Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done!

Dear loyal customer,
Your kiss balance is very low. Please get somebody and recharge your balance now. Your balance of 2 free kisses expire on 14th February, 2014!
Dear loyal customer,
Your kiss balance is very low. Please get somebody and recharge your balance now. Your balance of 2 free kisses expire on 14th February, 2014!

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IRONY of Life:
The doctor hopes you fall ill.
The police hopes you become a criminal.
The lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The priest wants you to get married.
The coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life!
IRONY of Life:
The doctor hopes you fall ill.
The police hopes you become a criminal.
The lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The priest wants you to get married.
The coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life!

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Sms Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos