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An EGYPTIAN Girl Asked An INDIAN Boy:
What Can U Do For Me?
The Boy Replied:
Come Behind The PYRAMID.
I Will Make U MUMMY.
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha:
“Amul The Taste Of India”
Ye Dekh Ke..
Santa Ne Apne Pant Pe Likhwaya:
“KurKure Tedha Hai Per Mera Hai”
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha:
“Amul The Taste Of India”
Ye Dekh Ke..
Santa Ne Apne PantAik aurat ne apni saheli se pucha “buhat arse se tumhare shohar nazar nahi aarahe, kia baat hai, kia vo bimaar hain?”

Saheli Boli “kuch arse pehle vo bimaar the, main unhain Doctor key paas le gayi, Doctor ne unhain aaram karne ka mashwarah dia aur kaha keh jab tak mein na kahon, bistar se na uthna, iss key baad doctor ka inteqaal ho gia.”

Aik saheb apne dost key ghar rahne gaye, dost ka aik hi bacha tha jin se saheb har waqt batain karte rahte the, bacha in key har waqt bolne se be had tang tha, aik din saheb ne bache se kaha. “Mian! Agar mein kahon keh abhi raat ho rahi hai magar din ka waqt ho to tum kia karo gay?”

Bache ne munh banate huye jawab dia. “ Abbu se kahun ga keh aap ko pagal khane le jayain.”


Aik kanjus shakhsh ne ghar mein dakhil ho kar apni begam ko zordar aawaz dekar kaha

.Begam : aaj to hum khana bahir khayenge.

Begum ne khushi khushi kaha bas mein panch minute mein kapre badal kar ayi.

Kanjus: arey kapre badalne ki kia zarurat hai mein to keh raha tha keh aaj sehan mein beth kar khana kha lete hain.

Aik saheb apni biwi ke sath kahin ja rahe the raaste mein in ka aik dost mila jis ke hath mein hathkari lagi huye thi do police wale is ke dayain bayain chal rahe the woh Saheb dorte huye is ke qareeb gaye aur bole.

Are yeh kia hua?

Mein ne apni biwi ko qatal kar dia aur ab mujhe 6 hafte ke liye jail bheja jaraha hai.
"Biwi ke qatal karne par sirf 6 hafte ki jail" wo saheb bar baraye phir biwi ko pukara " idhar aao mein barson se aik baat par ghor kar raha hon mein sonchta hon ise aaj anjaam de hi dalun.

Inhon ne yeh keh kar police man se banduq chini aur biwi ko goli mardi, in ke dost ne baat puri karte huye kaha.

Mein 6 hafte mein rahon ga phir mujhe phansi ki saza ho jaye gi.





Aik shaksh jis ka bazu kata hua tha woh bara hi pareshan rehta tha. aik din is ne apni is pareshani ko khatam karne ke liye Minar-e-Pakistan se khud kashi karne ka irada kia. jab woh minar Pakistan ke uper char gia, to niche kia dekhta hai keh aik shaksh jis ke donon bazu nahi the aru woh dance kar raha tha.

woh bara hairan hua aur sonchne laga keh mera aik bazu nahi hai aur mein itna pareshan hon lekin is ke dono bazu nahi hain aur yeh dance kar raha hai. woh niche aaye aur pucha keh mera to aik bazu nahi hai aur mein pareshan hon, tumhara donon bazu nahi hain aur tum dance kar rahe ho, is ne kaha mein dance kab kar raha hon mujhe to kharish ho rahi hai.
"Dad aaj hamare college mein function horaha hai mujhe aap ki car ki chabi chahiye".

"Beta tumhari motor cycle ko kia hua?"

"Nahi Dad mein jab 8 Lack ki car mein college jayon ga to mere doston par rub pare ga."

"Walid( pocket mein hath dalte huye) 10 rupe nikal kar deta hai.

"Dad yeh kia hai?"

"Tum hi ne kaha tha keh jab tum 8 Lack ki mehngi gari mein jao gey to doston par rub pare ga. to beta yeh hain das rupe. Tum 48 Lack ki bas mein chale jaao."


aik shaksh kisi Park se guzra to dekha keh aik ajeeb hulye ka malik shaks ondha para yeh gana gunguna raha tha " Mere dil ki hai aawaz keh bichra yar mile ga."

Thori der baad wahi shaksh lota to dekha keh wahi shaksh sidha leit kar yeh ga raha tha.

" Akele na jana hamein chor kar tum."

Woh shaksh is ke qareeb gia aur is harkat ki wajah puchi keh pehle ondhe leit kar aur phir sidhe leit kar yeh gana kiun ga rahe go?

Jawab mila " yeh record ki dusri side hai bhayi."

Aik dafa aik 3 ya 4 saal ka bacha masjid mein chala gia. Molwi saheb ne ise bhagana chaha to itne mein is bache ka baap aan puncha jo keh mash’hur khelari Naweed-ul-Hasan tha. Mulwi Saheb ne kaha. “Dekho ye pehle hi masjid mein kayi baar ghus kar sharar’tain kar chukka hai. yeh baat theek nahi hai ise sambhal kar rakha karo.

Naweed-ul-Hasan bola. “ Mulwi Saheb! Kiun naraz hote hain. Yeh to na samajh bacha hai. ise kia pata keh masjid mein jana hai ya nahi. Mein samajhdar hon bataiye mein kabhi masjid mein aaya hon.”
Aik dafa aik fakir aik darwaze par dastak di. Yeh shahid Afridi ka ghar tha. Shahid Afridi ne is se pucha.
“Kia baat hai:” Pe Likhwaya:
“KurKure Tedha Hai Per Mera Hai”
Old Man To A Boy: Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?
Ji Samaj Seva.
Matlab?
Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hoon & Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hoon.
Kaise?
“Bra Banata Hoon”
It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To You.
My Heart Knows The Words, They Just Won’t Pump Up To My Lips
Some Day You’ll Miss Me Like I Missed You,
Some Day You’ll Need Me Like I Needed You,
Some Day You’ll Love Me But I Won’t Love You
Ek Din Jana To Tha Magar
Aise Mera Dil Thodkar To Nahin
Thumhare Bina Main Jee Loongi Magar
In Yaadon Se Tum Jaate Kyun Nahin?
Woh Jab Bhi Mujh Se Milti Thi…!
Har Bar Masomiyat Se Mujh Se Pucha Karti Thi…!
K Tum Mere Hi Ho Na…???
Aur Main Har Bar Us K Chehre Ko
Apne Haathon Se Cho Kar Qasam Khaya Karta Tha.!
Per Kash…!
Maine Ek Bar Us Sy Pocha Liya Hota…!
K
Tum Meri Hi HO Na…!!
In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another
“I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite”
D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy’s Response.
He Laughs & Says, “Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk”
"Dad aaj hamare college mein function horaha hai mujhe aap ki car ki chabi chahiye".

"Beta tumhari motor cycle ko kia hua?"

"Nahi Dad mein jab 8 Lack ki car mein college jayon ga to mere doston par rub pare ga."

"Walid( pocket mein hath dalte huye) 10 rupe nikal kar deta hai.

"Dad yeh kia hai?"

"Tum hi ne kaha tha keh jab tum 8 Lack ki mehngi gari mein jao gey to doston par rub pare ga. to beta yeh hain das rupe. Tum 48 Lack ki bas mein chale jaao."


aik shaksh kisi Park se guzra to dekha keh aik ajeeb hulye ka malik shaks ondha para yeh gana gunguna raha tha " Mere dil ki hai aawaz keh bichra yar mile ga."

Thori der baad wahi shaksh lota to dekha keh wahi shaksh sidha leit kar yeh ga raha tha.

" Akele na jana hamein chor kar tum."

Woh shaksh is ke qareeb gia aur is harkat ki wajah puchi keh pehle ondhe leit kar aur phir sidhe leit kar yeh gana kiun ga rahe go?

Jawab mila " yeh record ki dusri side hai bhayi.

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