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Pagal Jokes in Urdu :
Boss: tumhain 15 din ki chuttiyan kiu chahiye
Pathan: cousin ka shadi hai.
Boss: cousin ki shadi mein 15 chuttiyan kiun?
Pathan: Sharma kay cousin ka shadi hum say ho rahi hai.
Aik director bachat karnay ka aadi tha. Hamesha situation kay mutabiq qudrati location talash karta aur beghair set lagaye film band kar leta. Aik scine tha jis mein hero nay aik rahgeer say mar khani hoti hai. Director puray unit ko bus stand par lay gia aur hero ko samjhaya keh woh dekho aik bd surat langur numa shakhs kay baazu mein Hur numa larki hai tum ja kar isay chero mein film taiar kar leta hon.
Hero siti bajata hua is shakhs kay pas poncha aur poocha. Kia yeh itni bdsurat biwi aap ki hai? aur thappar khanay ki umeed mein apna munh kuch aagay kar dia. woh shakhs kuch na bola. Is par hero nay apna sawal dohraya. is par woh shakhs apni biwi ki taraf motawajjah hua aur bola.
dekha. Sirf mein hi nahi sari dunya tumhain bd surat kehti hai. Bacha Ek Larky or Larki Ko Sex Karty Hue Dekh Leta Hai.
Bacha: Muje Bhi Karne Do Warna Me Aapke Papa Ko Bata Dunga.
Larka: Le Yaar Tu Bhi Karle.
Bacha Kafi Try Karta Hai,
Par Uska Khara Hi Nahi Hota.
Bacha Chaddi Pehente Hue ..
Maa Ki Chut Duniyadari Ki
Jo Kaam Galat Hai Wo Galat Hai.
Main to Bataunga.
1 Bacha Ek Larky or Larki Ko Sex Karty Hue Dekh Leta Hai.
Bacha: Muje Bhi Karne Do Warna Me Aapke Papa Ko Bata Dunga.
Larka: Le Yaar Tu Bhi Karle.
Bacha Kafi Try Karta Hai,
Par Uska Khara Hi Nahi Hota.
Bacha Chaddi Pehente Hue ..
Maa Ki Chut Duniyadari Ki
Jo Kaam Galat Hai Wo Galat Hai.
Main to Bataunga.
Class Mein Bethi Aik Larki Ki Bra Ka Huk "TAK" Ki Aawaz K Sath Toot Gaya.
Teacher: Kiya Howa?
Pechee Betha Larka Bola: Do Panchi Pinjray Se Azad Ho Gaye .. Pakru Kiya???
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Sardar Jokes In Urdu - Funny-jokes
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Aik maindak ne najomi se apne future ke mutaliq poocha
Najoomi ne batya tujhe aik larki mile gee
Jo tera dil le jaye gee
Maindak ne khushi se poocha
Magar woh mile gee kahan?
Najoomi ne jawab diya
Biology Laboratory mein
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