Funny Urdu Sms Jokes Biography
Source(Google.com.pk)Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Drive merceded, go 2 swizterland‘
& wish 2go2 switzerland,
& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Tum to sab ki nani ho
Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p
What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
Posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
nur machli ya mada
aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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Posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Riddle SMS
My name is Sunlight.
Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.
God help !!
You can’t tap your back for a job well done.
You can’t hug yourself for comfort.
You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That’s why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can’t.
Posted in Inspirational Quotes SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Missed SMS
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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
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excuse me ?
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hellO
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Friend ho ?
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Mujh jaisa (H):p
Posted in Friendship SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..!
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Jaa tu mera bhai hai
Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?
Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d: Positive thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
I’ve changed my mind!
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work Better?
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks
Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao
UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS
Ab bush k baad OBAMA
Ab “BUSH” Ke Bad “OBAMA”
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me “OBAMA”
“BUSH” KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge “PEJAMA”.
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Happy fog day
Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe…
Happy fog day
Posted in Misc SMS Jokes
D¡l ka sab se bara connection
D¡l ka sab se bara connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
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