Funny Quotes In Urdu Biography
Source(Google.com.pk)Mother: Daughter sy Tipu Sultan kon hain?
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Daughter: Pata nahi mom.
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Mother: Parhai pe dhyan do.
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Daughter: Seema aunty kon hain?
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Mother : Pata nahi.
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Daughter: Papa pe Dhyan dain please…:-)
Funny SMS in Urdu Sardar
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March 9th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Sardar SMS
1 Sardar k mozay Se itni badbo Aati K Jahan
jata Log Bhag jate Uski Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or
kaha k mare bhai ki shadi ka Function hy
New mozay pehan kr ana.
Sardar jb Gaya to Log bhag Gye.
B.v (Ghuse se) New mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?
Sardar Mjhe pta Tha tu Yaqin Ni kregi
is Lye Purane sath Laya hon..:p:p
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logon k liye sab sy mushkil kam
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March 5th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Duniya me logon k liye sab sy mushkil kam
Apnay kam sy kam rakhna..:p:p
Funny SMS in Urdu Pathan
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February 22nd, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
1 Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse: Is me 7 Tankey Lagen ge.
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo ge.
Nurse: 3000 rupayy.
Pathan: Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Ha Karhai Ni krwani..:p:p
1 pagal aur 1 doctor
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February 16th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
1 pagal har waqt kehta tha
“Ghulail Banao ga,Chirya maro ga”
“Ghulail Banao ga Chirya maro ga”
1 Din usko paglon k Dctr k pas le gay us ka elaj kia
Dr: AB KYA KRO GE?
PAGAL: Shadi karo ga nokri Dhondo ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
DR: Vry nice phir kya kro gy?
PAGAL: Bachon ko achy school Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday kron ga.Neker or shirt gift aayen gi
DR: GUD GUD PHIR?
PAGAL: unki nekar se lastic nikalon ga.
Phir
“Ghulail Bnaon ga or chryia maron ga.
Dr: lakh de lanat..:p:p
Are you joking
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January 10th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Girl: Ur Name..??
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Boy: Black Lion..
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Girl: Are you joking..??
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Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
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Girl: soft Underwear..
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Boy: Are you joking..??
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Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..:p:p
Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye
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January 8th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
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Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
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And ladko ko..
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.Murder2
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Emran hashmi ki movies wala Chahiye..:p:p
DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH
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December 26th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.hinch Apni Taraf
March 25th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Flirt Poetry
Yu Na Khinch Apni Taraf Mujhe bebas Kar Ke
Aisa Na Ho Ke Khud Se Bhi Bichhad Jau
Or Tu Bhi Na Miley..!!
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Zindagi Barbad Ker De
March 24th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Zindagi Poetry
us ne pocha zindagi kis ne barbad ki
hum ne ungli uthai aur
apne hi dil pe rakh di.
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Muqammal Zindagi
March 24th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - zindagi Quotes
Jiske Aane Se Muqammal Ho Gayi Thi Zindagi
Dastakein Khushiyon Ne Di Thi,
Mit Gayi Thi Har Kami,
Kyun Bewajah Di Yeh Saza,
Kyun Khwaab De Ke Woh Le Gayaa
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Should Get Rich
March 23rd, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Life Quotes
I think every body should get rich
and famous and do everything they
ever dreamed of so they can see that
it is not the Answer
-Actor Jim Carrey
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Sagar Ke Bahoun Mein
March 23rd, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Love Poetry Shayari
Sagar ki bahoun may mojean hean Jitnii
hum koo b Tum sy Muhabt hy utnee
k yea bekarari na….ab hoo gee km
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