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A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta's flat?"

Santa: Please come with me.

The visitor is taken on stairs to the 3rd floor.

The visitor rings the bell and there is no response. He rings it again and again and still no one answers. Visitor: I think he is not in. Santa: Yeah, he has gone out. He'll be back in the evening!
Ladka: Tumhaara naam kya hai?

Ladki: Kyun bataun? Main tumhe jaanti tak nahin.

Ladka: Theek hai, mat batao, main kaun sa tumhe apni BMW mein bitha raha hun.

Ladki: Mein Sheila hun, B.Com second year mein padti hun. Saamne waali gali mein seedhe haath ki tarf chauthe number pe ghar hai mera - House number 322B top floor. Ghar mein mummy, papa aur ek chota brother hai. Aur haan, shaam ko 6-8 baje tak tution jaati hun.

Ladka: Ok, thanks, jis din BMW lunga us din zaroor bithaunga.

An overweight colleague of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his .

One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffeecake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic.

"This is a very special coffeecake," he explained. "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, 'Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffeecakes, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery.'

"And sure enough," he continued, "the eighth time around the block, there it was!"Malik, apne aalsi naukar se: Yahan par itne sare machchar goon-goon kar rahen hain, tu in sabko maar de.

Thodi der baad Malik: Oye aalsi kahin ke, maine tujhe machchar maarne ko kaha tha abhi tak tune mare nahin? Woh ab bhi goonn-goon kar rahe hain.

Aalsi naukar: Malik machchar toh maine saare maar diye hain. Yeh toh unki biwiyaan hain jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hain.
Hubby: Ye kyaa tum ek aur suit le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to...

Wife chilla kar boli: Kyaa parso? Bolo..... Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne? Phir se bolna zara ek baar. Ab chup kyun ho gaye, ruk kyon gaye? Kyaa parso, Parso kyaa, Bolo jaldi, Jaldi bolo, Bataa-O bhi ab, kyaa parso? Matlab kya hai tumhara? Kehna kya chahte ho... kya Kehna chahte ho?

Hubby: Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee suit laayi thi pagli, aaj to do le aati.....
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do, Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this! You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I taut you was getting a group together to go right now!"
Chintu chup ke cigarette pee raha tha, tabhi us ke papa aa gaye. Chintu ne ghabrahat mein, jaldi se cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li.

Papa, gusse se: Kya tum cigarette pee rahe the?

Chintu: Nahin toh...

Papa: Toh phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?

Chintu: Papa aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai toh dhuan toh niklega hi.
It's Christmas time and Bill and Joe decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Joe brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Bill to look at it.

"Well, Bill, What do you think?"

"Sorry, Joe, this tree won't do. Let's try another one."

They come upon another nice tree, Joe brushes it off, and they both look at it.

"How about this one, Bill?"

"Not quite, Joe. Let's keep looking".

This goes on until nightfall. Both Bill and Joe are cold, tired, and hungry.

"Well, Bill, what do we do now?"
Aik aurat ne apni saheli se pucha “buhat arse se tumhare shohar nazar nahi aarahe, kia baat hai, kia vo bimaar hain?”

Saheli Boli “kuch arse pehle vo bimaar the, main unhain Doctor key paas le gayi, Doctor ne unhain aaram karne ka mashwarah dia aur kaha keh jab tak mein na kahon, bistar se na uthna, iss key baad doctor ka inteqaal ho gia.”

Aik saheb apne dost key ghar rahne gaye, dost ka aik hi bacha tha jin se saheb har waqt batain karte rahte the, bacha in key har waqt bolne se be had tang tha, aik din saheb ne bache se kaha. “Mian! Agar mein kahon keh abhi raat ho rahi hai magar din ka waqt ho to tum kia karo gay?”

Bache ne munh banate huye jawab dia. “ Abbu se kahun ga keh aap ko pagal khane le jayain.”


Aik kanjus shakhsh ne ghar mein dakhil ho kar apni begam ko zordar aawaz dekar kaha

.Begam : aaj to hum khana bahir khayenge.

Begum ne khushi khushi kaha bas mein panch minute mein kapre badal kar ayi.

Kanjus: arey kapre badalne ki kia zarurat hai mein to keh raha tha keh aaj sehan mein beth kar khana kha lete hain.

Aik saheb apni biwi ke sath kahin ja rahe the raaste mein in ka aik dost mila jis ke hath mein hathkari lagi huye thi do police wale is ke dayain bayain chal rahe the woh Saheb dorte huye is ke qareeb gaye aur bole.

Are yeh kia hua?

Mein ne apni biwi ko qatal kar dia aur ab mujhe 6 hafte ke liye jail bheja jaraha hai.
"Biwi ke qatal karne par sirf 6 hafte ki jail" wo saheb bar baraye phir biwi ko pukara " idhar aao mein barson se aik baat par ghor kar raha hon mein sonchta hon ise aaj anjaam de hi dalun.

Inhon ne yeh keh kar police man se banduq chini aur biwi ko goli mardi, in ke dost ne baat puri karte huye kaha.

Mein 6 hafte mein rahon ga phir mujhe phansi ki saza ho jaye gi.





Aik shaksh jis ka bazu kata hua tha woh bara hi pareshan rehta tha. aik din is ne apni is pareshani ko khatam karne ke liye Minar-e-Pakistan se khud kashi karne ka irada kia. jab woh minar Pakistan ke uper char gia, to niche kia dekhta hai keh aik shaksh jis ke donon bazu nahi the aru woh dance kar raha tha.

woh bara hairan hua aur sonchne laga keh mera aik bazu nahi hai aur mein itna pareshan hon lekin is ke dono bazu nahi hain aur yeh dance kar raha hai. woh niche aaye aur pucha keh mera to aik bazu nahi hai aur mein pareshan hon, tumhara donon bazu nahi hain aur tum dance kar rahe ho, is ne kaha mein dance kab kar raha hon mujhe to kharish ho rahi hai.

Dad aaj hamare college mein function horaha hai mujhe aap ki car ki chabi chahiye".

"Beta tumhari motor cycle ko kia hua?"

"Nahi Dad mein jab 8 Lack ki car mein college jayon ga to mere doston par rub pare ga."

"Walid( pocket mein hath dalte huye) 10 rupe nikal kar deta hai.

"Dad yeh kia hai?"

"Tum hi ne kaha tha keh jab tum 8 Lack ki mehngi gari mein jao gey to doston par rub pare ga. to beta yeh hain das rupe. Tum 48 Lack ki bas mein chale jaao."


aik shaksh kisi Park se guzra to dekha keh aik ajeeb hulye ka malik shaks ondha para yeh gana gunguna raha tha " Mere dil ki hai aawaz keh bichra yar mile ga."

Thori der baad wahi shaksh lota to dekha keh wahi shaksh sidha leit kar yeh ga raha tha.

" Akele na jana hamein chor kar tum."

Woh shaksh is ke qareeb gia aur is harkat ki wajah puchi keh pehle ondhe leit kar aur phir sidhe leit kar yeh gana kiun ga rahe go?

Jawab mila " yeh record ki dusri side hai bhayi."

 Coach (Shoib Akhtar se) “ dolat aur mehnat mein kia farq hai?”
"Joe, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it

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