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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Ghazal - 3

Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would
make a movie "software kephool" & include this song:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Apni Aisi Wife Hou

Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
LARKI KA JAWAB
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

More Shers

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per
Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara
Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes

"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"

nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
.har haal main anjam se darte rehna
Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!

Rab na dikhaye
Tooba Tooba!
nanga pinda
nanga sina
bara kameena
Dish Antena

Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta

Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua
ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua

Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali
Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain

dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

koi batlaye.......jab yeh larkiyan...... baghawat nahin kar
saktin...........to mohobbat q karti hain ....:)The conflict in and around the disputed regions of Jammu and Kashmir has its roots in independence in 1947, when British India was divided between India and Pakistan. Outbreaks of war occurred between the two countries in 1947, 1965 and 1971. A militant insurgency, which displayed increased levels of violence from 1989, has led to tens of thousands of deaths.

In the context of ongoing insecurity in Afghanistan, and with both India and Pakistan possessing nuclear weapons, the persistence of instability in Kashmir poses a real threat to regional security in South Asia.

Conciliation Resources supports civil society to play a more dynamic and proactive role in peacebuilding in the region. Our goal is to enhance the prospects for a non-violent and just transformation of the conflict over the disputed territories of Jammu and Kashmir.

There are few avenues for the diverse population of Jammu and Kashmiri to be included in peacebulding processes. We believe that greater participation by the people of Jammu and Kashmir will create a more productive India-Pakistan peace process to resolve the Kashmir conflict, recognising that in order to achieve any sustainable settlement it must be acceptable to all sides.

Enhancing peacebuilding capacity

Conciliation Resources promotes ownership of and participation by Kashmiris in the India–Pakistan peace process. We work in all of the regions of the disputed area including Pakistan-administered Jammu and Kashmir and Gilgit-Baltistan, and in Indian-administered Jammu and Kashmir. We also work with the diasporas.

Our aim is to develop the peacebuilding capacities of people on both sides of the Line of Control (LoC) and contribute to informal peacebuilding processes, by facilitating shared analysis, dialogue and practical engagement at regional and cross-LoC levels.

We work to:

Strengthen confidence across the LoC particularly in the realms of trade and higher education
Increase the peacebuilding skills and influence of a number of NGOs
Increase the engagement of women and youth in peacebuilding
The difference we make

Using our experience of peacebulding from other conflict contexts, and our knowledge of the conflict over Jammu and Kashmir, we are able to work with partners to strengthen their organisational capacities. Critically we have been able to play a bridging role in facilitating connections across the LoC that otherwise are difficult to initiate and sustain.

Over the past two years we have brought members of civil society from across the LoC together on a number of occasions and in addition over 400 people have taken part in conflict transformation workshops within their own societies. Through building relationships, facilitating workshops and supporting research, we are also able to investigate previously under-explored areas that hold potential for peacebuilding such as cross-LoC trade and education.

The senior-most Cabinet Minister in Jammu and Kashmir government, Abdul Rahim Rather, has lauded the efforts of Conciliation Resources in bringing out a publication on Cross-Line of Control Trade, which is a key confidence building measure in the state… [He] found the collection of highly researched discussion papers useful and said that publication would help the policymakers in understanding various view points from both sides of the Line of Control.

State Observer, March 2011


Conciliation Resources believes that greater participation of the people of Jammu and Kashmir will create a more productive India–Pakistan peace process over Kashmir. The peace process previously has had very little connection with Kashmiri civil society – they’ve been largely excluded. We therefore work to develop greater understanding among the Kashmiri people and policymakers, of the conflict and the role that Kashmiris can play in building peace.

To date in this region peacebuilding goals have not been adequately advanced for a variety of reasons – because of a lack of information about the issues, because there are few people advocating on behalf of these populations with policymakers, and because peacebuilding has been considered the preserve of the political elite and not society as a whole.

The media has an important role to play in promoting understanding. There have been some high-profile India–Pakistan media collaborations but very few direct engagements across the LoC. The information domain is dominated by national broadcasting and is often hostage to the agendas set in these contexts.

We support local people to raise awareness about the need for creative peacemaking in Kashmir and our partners have begun making steps to contribute to public debate through structured outreach and media work. A new jointly produced short film – A journey through the River Vitasta – is the first collaboration of its kind.

Achievements

Journalists from either side of the LoC overcame severe communications challenges to produce a documentary film Journey through the River Vitasta, which highlights the experiences of people affected by the conflict. The film, which has been screened at various events in the region and in the UK, has successfully brought a ‘human angle’ to the debate.

Conciliation Resources facilitated the travel of two partners from Jammu and Srinagar to an international conference in Muzaffarabad, which provided a rare opportunity for direct exploration of mutual concerns. Zafar Choudhary subsequently wrote a series of articles for readers of Epilogue in Indian-administered Jammu and Kashmir offering insight into current developments in Pakistan-administered Jammu and Kashmir.

I have attended many conferences and workshops on Kashmir before, but the Joint Analysis Workshop has been very unique. It seems to me that processes like this are extremely important to facilitate innovative and creative thinking that we so desperately need in this region.

Participant after a Conciliation Resources workshop


Building confidence and establishing bonds through collaborative actions, creates space for intra-Kashmiri interaction and dialogue. This helps to identify and articulate a joint vision of peace, which can in turn enable India and Pakistan to make progress on the peace process.

However, the ability of civil society organisations to play a more meaningful role in promoting links across the Line of Control (LoC) has been limited, both within and between countries, and most particularly across the LoC.

Women and youth continue to be largely marginalised and excluded from the consultative and decision-making structures and peacebulding processes. Yet these are critical communities for longer-term processes of transforming the conflict. As evidenced by the unrest since 2008, there is energy to be harnessed among youth, which can be used both positively and negatively.

We promote involvement, cooperation and coordination at multiple levels. The experience of cross-LoC trade in the past couple of years has shown that there is space for engagement despite severe limitations. Our aim is to increase mutual trust and confidence among partners from both sides, leading to the development of new ideas to influence peacebuilding.

I believe it would help resolve the Kashmir conflict if everyone involved in Kashmir including our senior leadership could undergo such processes of joint learning.

Participant reflecting on the 'profound usefulness' of a Conciliation Resources event.

Achievements

More than 300 women on either side of the LoC across Jammu and Kashmir have had opportunities to take part in discussions about their potential contribution to peacebuilding. Conciliation Resources’ partners organised 30 peacebuilding ‘conversations’ in all regions of Jammu and Kashmir.

Academics and educational administrators from institutions on either side of the LoC have been able to meet and begin exploring cooperation in areas of mutual concern following workshops in Istanbul and Dubai.

A joint analysis workshop in Sri Lanka for economists, journalists and academics from both sides of the LoC explored how to improve trade and stimulate ideas for building peace. The participants, joined by traders, members of the respective Chambers of Commerce and authors of an earlier USIP study, discussed strategies to use trade for improving relations, strengthening the possibility that trade can be used to build peace.

Despite deeply entrenched political positions, which have endured for the six decades of the conflict, there is great scope for unofficial interaction and advocacy through informal channels. We’re working with people in educational institutions, small businesses and local community-based organisations who are looking for new ways to explore interaction between the regions, and champion ideas at a national level.

There is a significant communication gap between civil society in Jammu and Kashmir and policymakers: those influencing policy in India and Pakistan, those on either side of the LoC, and those in the diplomatic community. This gap is caused by a lack of opportunities for constructive engagement and shared analysis, as well as civil society’s lack of capacity to present practical policy suggestions informed by local and grassroots experiences.

In addition to working with civic actors in Jammu and Kashmir to promote fresh thinking on policy issues we have also cooperated with the Institute of Peace and Conflict Studies (IPCS, New Delhi), the Pakistan Institute of Legislative Development and Transparency (PILDAT, Islamabad) and Women in Security Conflict Management and Peace (WISCOMP, New Delhi) to convey insights to policymakers.

We support local initiatives in the region that enable shared analysis of the conflict and in-depth reflection on opportunities and challenges for peacebuilding. This is done with separate groups on either side of the LoC, as well as by bringing groups together to enhance understanding about key issues.

Conciliation Resources has held a number of workshops to explore issue such as cross Line of Control (LoC) trade, cooperation in the sphere of higher education, engagement for members of civil society from either side of the LoC and the role of the diaspora. These workshops provide a safe space to debate policy ideas, explore peacebuilding opportunities and create relationships upon which future policy analysis can be built.

Achievements

The report Jammu and Kashmir: Trade cross the Line of Control, which explores how existing trade can be strengthened in order to contribute to unofficial peacebuilding processes, was well received by policymakers in the region and was used to inform policy discussions in Jammu, Srinagar, Delhi, Muzaffarabad and Islamabad.

By enhancing the peacebuilding capacities of some strategically placed civil society activists and organisations in Jammu and Kashmir, and in the diaspora, Conciliation Resources is helping them to better articulate the difference they can make.

We work with people on either side of the Line of Control (LoC) who recognise the potential for change and who are ready and able to help transform conflict at their community levels. Our work to promote the inclusion of marginalised constituencies such as women, displaced people, ex-combatants and youth in Jammu and Kashmir, enables such groups to develop confidence in their ability to help shape a durable resolution of the conflict.

Our efforts are designed to help local people create a more inclusive, bottom-up peace process. Promoting interaction between Kashmiris, and creating space for engaging previously neglected sections of the affected population is central to our approach.

There is nothing that cannot be resolved provided one has the will to do so.

Dr Sapna K Sangra, participant in a study visit to Cambodia by women peacebuilders from either side of the line of control

We share peacebuilding skills, knowledge and good practice within local peacebuilding NGOs and bring people from both sides of the LoC together. Our partner organisations and others affected by the situation have expressed a collective need to strengthen their capacities. They’ve also expressed a desire to make connections with counterparts who have similar goals on the other side of the LoC and in India and Pakistan.

Achievements

Our partners the KIIR in Pakistan-administered Jammu and Kashmir and the CLD in Indian-administered Jammu and Kashmir, have developed their capacities to engage with their own communities in discussions around conflict transformation. Between them they have held more than 25 workshops, reaching over 300 community activists, professionals, journalists and academics to develop strategies and action plans for future work. Participants are left better able to promote conflict resolution approaches.

Twenty-five ex-combatants and members of divided families who are now largely involved in cross-LoC trade, engaged in workshops with civic actors to consolidate their vision of trade as a peacebuilding initiative.

Four partners from from across the conflict divide visited the UK and made connections in London and Northern Ireland with peacebuilders and diaspora, helping to sharpen collective understanding on the conflict and encourage debate.

The long-standing conflict in and around the regions of Jammu and Kashmir is rooted in the 1947 division of land following colonialism. Around two decades ago the conflict took a more violent form and subsequently threatened regional security with the potential of nuclear war between India and Pakistan.

Tensions and unresolved grievances around these historic disputes continue to feed wider regional instability and undermine efforts for demilitarisation and improved relations.

In 2004, a bilateral dialogue process between the governments of India and Pakistan, which also focused on the dispute over the state of Jammu and Kashmir, presented the most recent prospect for peace.

A number of factors, including the drastic changes in the geopolitical situation post-9/11, nuclear parity/stand-off, and a shared awareness that a military ‘victory’ is impossible, encouraged India and Pakistan to explore diplomatic approaches. This so-called ‘composite dialogue’ created opportunities, despite its slow pace.

Re-establishing diplomatic relations

While the Mumbai attacks of November 2008 brought this already slow process to a halt – leaving an accusatory rhetoric that still permeates public discourse – diplomatic channels have reopened and efforts to re-engage decision-makers are moving forward.

Despite challenges, the practical advances made while the composite dialogue was active have not been reversed – for example confidence building measures consisting of the opening of important transportation channels across the Line of Control (LoC). Consequently, the cross-LoC trade as well as a bus service enabling people-to-people contact endure, with strong public support across Kashmir in retaining these connections.

The links created through these channels have been sustained despite the fluctuating formal relations between the governments of India and Pakistan and three summers of violence in the Valley of Kashmir from 2008 onwards. Tensions within the Valley and between the Valley and Jammu persist amidst exposès of human rights violations.

Nonetheless, civil society in India, Pakistan and on either side of the LoC in Kashmir has continued to support and actively promote engagement and the deepening of the peace process. Conciliation Resources aims to encourage peacebuilding from the bottom up, where people and organisations take the lead in creating an inclusive and enduring peace.

Featured work


Capacities for Peace
Capacities for Peace is a project undertaken by Saferworld and Conciliation Resources funded by the EU under the Instrument for Stability. The project involves working with local actors to enhance the effectiveness of early warning and early action in 32 conflict-affected contexts. The project started in September 2013 and will run until February 2016.

Film – A journey through River Vitasta
Throughout our work Conciliation Resources seeks to create opportunities for dialogue between divided communities. Our experience in several conflict areas has shown that film can be a creative and accessible way to break down boundaries and get people talking, both within communities and across divides. Film is a powerful medium, one that lends a particular advantage when it is not possible for communities to meet in person. Such is the case in Jammu and
- See more at: http://www.c-r.org/our-work/jammu-and-kashmir?gclid=CNqH44DrrL0CFU_KtAodRTMA0A#sthash.DLQIPEKJ.dpuf

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