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Sender:liaqat

Date:25-03-2014
Dear 'hmmmmm' and 'k',
You both should honestly get arrested for killing conversations!
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Sender:farhad

Date:24-03-2014
Holidays, Hotels & Women:
Three things that always look better online than in real life!



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Sender:wajahat

Date:21-03-2014
Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"
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Sender:Sir Imran

Date:20-03-2014
A successful marriage is based on give & take:
Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it;
And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!
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Sender:chand

Date:19-03-2014
If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter!
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Sender:kami

Date:18-03-2014
1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
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Sender:Majeed

Date:17-03-2014
Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh Me kia karon candle jala!
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Sender:Wahaj

Date:14-03-2014
Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
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Sender:Faraz

Date:11-03-2014
Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!
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Sender:Ehtisham

Date:10-03-2014
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!
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Sender:Mina

Date:07-03-2014
"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!
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Sender:Rayyan

Date:06-03-2014
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
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Sender:Junaid

Date:05-03-2014
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
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Sender:rukhsana kusar

Date:02-03-2014
1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad
papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?
papa: nhi beta
bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......
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Sender:Ron

Date:24-02-2014
Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like Marriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!
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Sender:Yasir

Date:19-02-2014
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
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Sender:bahram

Date:16-02-2014
''A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...
You lose your importanc in their life..!!

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Sender:Nikhil pemmaiah k.m

Date:12-02-2014
Just Imagine Life
Without BOYz
.
.
Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In
Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World
DependsOn US...!!!
Boyz Rocks
Hahahahahaha.
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Sender:Daniyal

Date:07-02-2014
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
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Sender:Karim

Date:29-01-2014
Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
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New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

New Funny Sms In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos