Tuesday 25 March 2014

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Santa Banta Jokes Biography

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Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…

Banta: Par kyun???

Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..

 
 
 
Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha!

Why?

Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna...

 
 
 
2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha

1st:abhey bhag

2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..

 
 
 
Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus .."


 
 
  Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him" y r u standing here". Sardar ji bole "sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon." wife : "to jaao na!" sardar ji : "kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!"
 
 
 
Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola,



Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga...=P;->

 
 
 
NURSE kept SARDAR S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

 
 
 
Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate "Bachelor Again".
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is "Married Again". .

 
 
 
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
 
 
 
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
 
 
 
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
 
 
 
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

 
 
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)


  A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"

Frend replied "No"

Sardar said,
"to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay...A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital's ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. To investigate the cause of such bizarre incidents, the doctors and nurses decide to keep strict vigilance.

A few minutes before 11 AM, the part time Sunday sweeper arrived. Whistling cheerfully, he unplugged the life support system of bed nnumber 5 and put the plug of his vacuum cleaner in it place!
Doctors
Rich Doctor!!!
A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand.

"Father I have married the type of man you always wanted me to marry."

One look at his son-in-law and the father recoiled in horror.

"I had asked you to marry a 'Rich Doctor' not a 'Witch Doctor'!" he sputtered.
Miscellaneous
Right Diagnosis
Alarmed by the prolonged discussions of his case by a group of doctors by his bedside, a patient said, "There must be something terribly wrong with me."

"Why do you say that?" asked the doctor.

"All the other doctors seem to disagree with your diagnosis."

"Don't you worry." consoled the doctor. "In a similar case sometime back I stood firm on my diagnosis and the postmortem proved me right!"
Doctors
Love Mariage!
Beta: Mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain?

Maa: Tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, ladkiyan to bus ladkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan achcha ladka dekha shuru ho jaati hain. Beta meri baat dhyaan se suno.. inke chakkron mein kabhi mat padna, inse bach ke rehna, yeh bahut smart aur dhokebaaz type ki hoti hain aur inka koi deen-imaan bhi...

Beta: Aisa kuch nahi hai mom, woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage hui thi.

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos


Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Santa Banta Jokes Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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