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Source(Google.com.pk)Santa & Banta Jokes.. Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi. Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye. Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? Banta ped pe...Read Full Story
5 Insults That Actually Aren’t Insults
By Paul Schinider on November 13, 2013 | From bidnessetc.com
There are swear and curse words we use to abuse people, and then there are words that we abuse simply by misusing them. These are ordinary terms treated as pejoratives and derogatory labels, and though it’s amusing to see idiots being idiots, we feel it’s time to highlight the words that aren’t really insults, but are sometimes wrongly considered as such. 1. Liberal Do you consider bans on gay marriage a little bigoted and completely wrong? Well, you’re the reason America is in the economic...Read Full Story
Santa Banta Jokes !!
By pictureblogger on October 24, 2013 | From 99share.in
Santa Banta Jokes.. Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me. Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae...Read Full Story
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Santa banta hindi jokes
By Muhammad Irfan on April 12, 2013 | From sms7up.com
Santa Sharab Pee kar, Sadhu Say Takra Giya, Sadhu Gusse Mein Aye Murkh Mein Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun Santa-Rukiye Maharaaj Me Glaass Le ke Aata hun.- - - ->Santa: Aggar nariyaal ke ped pay chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaye gi Banta: Pir haath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayen gi. - - - ->Banta: Yeh chaaku kiyon ubaaal rahe ho??? Santa: Suicide karne kay liye, Banta: To phir ubaalne ki kiya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaaye- - - ->A teacherAik kanjus ka so rupay ka note kahin kho gia. Woh buhat pareshan hua. Is nay coat ki choti pocket kay sewa baaqi sab pockets ko bar bar ulat kar dekha. Magar choti pocket ko haath na laga ya. Is ki biwi nay pucha. shayad isi mein ho.
Kanjoos bola-mein darta hon keh agar is mein bhi na mila to kahin mera heart fail na ho jaye.
Aik saheb apnay bachon kay sath chirya ghar gaye aur guide say kaha. “ hamein zarrafa dekhaiye. Ajeeb janwar hota hai.”
Guide nay in kay bachon ki ginti kar kay pucha. kia yeh 20 bachay aap kay hain.
Ji han.
Khoob. To phir aap zara theharain. Mein zar
aik aurat dental surgeon kay kamray mein dakhil huyi aur muhabbat say boli. "mujhay jaldi hai doctor! aap ko aik daant foran nikalna hai, barah karm apni fees bata dein.
Doctor nay fees batayi to aurat nay kaha. " yeh to buhat ziadah hai. "doctor nay kaha "is mein fees kay elawah jild ko sun karnay wali medicine ki qimat bhi shamil hai."
aurat nay kaha. " aap medicine ko chorain aur yunhi daant nikal dein.
doctor nay hairat say kaha " aap jaisi bahadur aurat mein nay kabhi nahi dekhi."
daant mera nahi meray shohar ka nikalna hai woh bahir baitha hua hai. aurat nay kaha.
Aik saheb London kay kisi hotal mein khana khanay gaye. Woh murghi khana chahtay the lekin ain waqt par woh murghi ki English bhool gaye. Woh isi sonch mein the keh beray nay aakar kaha. “what do you want?”
In saheb nay jawab dia. I want egg’s mother.
Judge: (chor say) tum nay is dukan mein chori kiun ki.
Chor( judge say) janab dukan par likha tha.
Aao aur le jaao.
Aik saheb dusray say. Is dafa mein nay Qurbaani ka sara gost baant dia.
Dusray hairan hotay huye. “ bhayi hairat hai hum nay to dekha nahi. Aap nay kahan gosht baanta?”
Apnay freezer mein. in saheb nay itminan say jawab dia.
Beta ( maan say)- ammi aap mujhay rozanah school kiun bhejti hain?
Maan- beta tumhain aik acha insane banana kay liye.
Beta- lekin mastar saheb to mujhay roz murgha bana detay hain.
Teacher nay shagird say kaha tum sab taiyari kar kay aana mein nay tum logon say sirf aik sawal puchna hai. dusray din teacher nay kaha. “ bataao keh tumharay sar par ketnay baal hain”.
Aik student khara ho kar kaha “2 karor, 20 lack, 35 thousand, 7 hundred, 93.”
Teacher hairan ho kar “ yeh tum nay kaisay ginay.
Student janab yeh mein nahi bata sakta kiun keh mein aik sawal ki taiyari kar kay aaya hon.
Aik saheb nay apnay hamsaye ka darwazah khatkhataya. Dusray saheb bahir niklay to woh bolay.
“baat dar asal yeh hai keh aap ki cat meri gari kay nichay aakar kuchli gayi hai. mein is noqsaan ki talafi karna chahta hon.”
Jawab mila- “ theek hai kia aap ko (choohay) rat pakarnay ka tajurbah hai?”
Dubtay huye aik shakhsh ko aik nojawan nay ba mushkil samandar say bahir nikala. Hosh aanay par burhay nay nojawan ka shukaryah ada kartay huye kaha.
tumharay karnamay say mutasir hokar main tumhain aik behtareen inaam dena chahta hon. jantay ho, woh inaam ka hai? mein apni beti ko tumharay nikah mein day don ga.
nojawan nay ghoom kar sanjidgi say burhay ki beti ki taraf dekha jo waheen sharmarahi thi. phir achanak is nay burhay ko utha kar kandhay par lad lia.
beti nay pucha. aap meray abba ko lay kar kahan ja rahay hain.
nojawan nay jawab dia samandar mein phainknay.
Do be waqoof mawali kisi jagah cigarette pi rahay the keh aik mawali kay pas cigarette khatam ho gayi. Is nay dusray mawali say cigarette maangi. Dusray mawali nay cigarette nahi di to woh dusray mawali ki cigarette cheen kar bhag kar aik hotal mein ja kar akhbar parhnay lag gia. Etnay mein dusra mawali bhagta hua hotal mein gia aur akhbar parhnay walay mawali say puchnay laga. Aap nay kisi ko bhaghtay huye dekha hai.
Is nay kaha. Kiun kia woh aap ki cigarette la kar bhag gia hai.
Dusra mawali hairat say bola. Yeh khabar etni jaldi akhbar mein bhi chap gayi hai.
kia baat hai BIBI ji! aap etni udas kiun hain?
Malkun nay dukh bharay andaz say kaha. Tumharay saheb apnay office ki typest say pyar karnay lagay hain.
Yeh sun kar nokrani be sakhtah bol uthi. aisa nahi ho sakta yeh aap mujhay jalanay kay liye keh rahi hain.
Aik saheb office janay lagay to inhon nay apnay nokar say kaha. Agar parosi puchay keh saheb kahan hain to kehna office gaye hain. Agar puchay keh cycle kidhar hai to kehna is ki hawa nikli huyi hai woh chat par puncture pari huyi hai. agar kahe ghora ( horse) kidhar hai to kehna ghaas charnay gia hai.
Alfaaz nokar kay zehan mein gid mid ho gaye. Parosi (neighbor) nay aakar jab pucha cycle kidhar hai to is nay kaha ghas charnay gia hai. is nay poocha ghora kidhar hai to nokar nay kaha office gia hai. jab is nay poocha keh saheb kidhar hai to nokar nay kaha. Is ki hawa nikli huyi hai. Chat par puncture para hai.
Sabiq cricket Imran Khan vote mangnay kay liye kisi mohallay mein gaye. Wahan kisi ka inteqaal ho gia tha. Imran nay soncha keh vote mangnay ka acha tareeqah hai. Program kay mutabiq woh wahan gaye.
Fateha parhi phir bolay. “Allah bakhshay marhoom meray jigri dost the. Rozanah meray ghar tashreef latay aur hum aadhi raat tak guftagu kartay. Kabhi kabhi to woh meray ghar so jatay.
Log hairan huye. Imran khan nay hairan honay ki wajah poochi to logon nay bataya keh marnay wali to Ghulam Rasool ki ghar wali thi.
Maan .............Hameed kiun ro rahay ho?
Hameed............ammi mastar saheb bimaar the aur woh…….woh….
Maan….Kia hua mar gaye kia be
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