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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..
Funny Shayari
Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera..
Funny Shayari
Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,
Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,
Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,
Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,
Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,
Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,
Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,
Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,
Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar,
Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..
(dandaan;artificial teeth)(garebaan;collars)

Dhoka mila jab pyar main..
Funny Shayari
Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. :D

Us ka naam “Allah-Rakhi” hai..
Funny Shayari
Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai
Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai
Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai
Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai
Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi
Funny Shayari
Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi,
Phir mujh ko kya khabar ke wahan se kidhar gayi..

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye..
Funny Shayari
Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,
Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,
Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,
Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,
Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..
(khatoon;lady)(sar’sari;easy)(mamnoon;thankfull)
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Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota..
Funny Shayari
Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,
Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,
Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,
Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,
Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,
Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..
(zukaam;flu)(khokha;stall)(zer-e-behess;under discussion)(khat-o-haal;situation)(huye-hubaan;situation)
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added on June 8th, 2012

Bass matric kar lo :D
Funny Shayari
Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai.. :D :D

Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha
Funny Shayari
Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha,
Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha,
Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye,
Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha,
Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche,
Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha.
(Labba;find)(Suke Doodh;Milk Powder)(Moya;Dead)(Kukad;Cock)

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi
Funny Shayari
Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi… :D :D

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…
Funny Shayari
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

Kolavari di, The funny exams version.
Funny Shayari
Exam song !
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw..

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Taluq jordtey ya tord dety
Funny Shayari
Taluq jorrtey ya torr dety
kahani ko koi tu morr dety

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Funny Shayari
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???

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Funny Shayari Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Shayari Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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Funny Shayari Urdu Biography

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Meray bas ki ab naheeN daastaaN, mera kaaNpta hai ruaaN ruaaN

Ho tilism-e-aalaam-e-raNg o boo, ke hareem-e-anjum o kehkashaaN

Mera saath dey gee mery nazar, woh chhupeiN ge jaa ke kahaaN kahaaN?

Meray dil pe naqsh haiN aaj tak woh ba ehtiyaat nawaazisheiN

Woh Ghuroor o zabt ‘ayaaN ‘ayaaN, woh Khuloos o rabt nehaaN nehaaN

Na safar ba shart-e-ma-aal hai, na talab baqaid-e-sawaal hai

Faqat aik sairy-e-zauq ko, maiN bhaTak raha huN kahaaaN kahaaN

Mery KhilwatoN ki ye jannateiN kayee baar saj ke ujaR chukeeN

Mujhay baarha ye huwa gumaaN, ke tum aa rahey jo kashaaN kashaaN

HaiN hunooz yaad woh qurbateiN, woh neyaaz o naaz woh sohbateiN

Woh tuloo’-e-subha Khunuk Khunuk, woh fizaa-e-shaam jawaaN jawaaN

Yeh taKhayyulaat ki zindagee, yeh tasawwuraat ki bandagee

Faqat ek faraib-e-Kheyaal par mery zindagee hai rawaaN dawaaN

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Hum nay mana is zamanay maiN hansi bhi jurm hai

Laikin is maahol maiN afsurdagi bhi jurm hai

Dushmani tu khair har surat main hoti hai gunah

Ek muayyan hadd say aagay dosti bhi jurm hai

Hum wafa kar kay rakhtay hain wafaon ki umeed

Dosti main is qadar saudagari bhi jurm hai

Iss say pehlay zindagi main itni pabandi na thi

ab to jaisay khud wajood-e-zindagi bhi jurm hai

Aadmi is zindagi say bach kay jaeey bhi kahaan

Maikashi bhi jurm hai aur khud kushi bhi jurm hai

Aik saaghar kay liyay jo baich dain apna zameer

Aisay rindooN kay liyay tashna labee bhi jurm hai

Apni baynoori ka hum Iqbal maatum kion karain

Aaj kay halaat main deeda waree bhi jurm hai

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kya tha zara si dair main kya ho gaya koi

do din juda raha tau naya ho gaya koi

wo bhi mujhe aziz tha main bhi usey aziz

phir jane kiya huwa k khafa ho gaya koi

meri nazar nay us ko khad-o khaal dey dye

zehra jamaal-e sheh’r-e saba ho gaya koi

mehfil main tha tau chaand ki soorat sabeeh tha

tanha mila tau rung-e hina ho gaya koi

is khush ada guraiz k qurbaan jaai’yye

mujh ko salaam kar k hawa ho gaya koi

ilzaam hum pe aaya k hum musta’id na thai

jab bhi kisi ka teer khata ho gaya koi

mujh jaise be-nawa ko nawaza ba-sadd khuloos

yoo’n bhi barha tha aur barha ho gaya koi

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Qata of Marhoom Iqbal Azeem

Chahat ki dastaan hai zatee muamla

torha hai kisne ehd e wafa ye na poochhnaham se wafa ke bare mai jo chahe poochh lo

lekin wafa ki kya hai saza ye na poochhna

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Hazrat Wasif Ali Wasif Quotes in Urdu

فروری 22, 2013 at 2:53 pm (Poets)

Tags: Darya, Dil, Free Urdu Books, Hazrat, Islamic Books, Philosophy, Quotes, Samander, Sufiism, Tassuwuf, urdu, wasif, Wasif Ali Wasif

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Wasif Ali Wasif on the cover of his published book “Dil Darya Samundar”. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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This free urdu book named Dil, Darya, Samander by Wasif Ali Wasif is a collection of his great speeches from time to time. If you have not studied Wasif Ali Wasif before then after reading this book you would search for his every book. Wasif fans would be fascinated by his thought provoking ideas and simple but very very deep sentences…

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Hazrat Wasif Ali Wasif (R.A) English Quotes

فروری 22, 2013 at 2:51 pm (Poets)

Tags: (R.A), english, English Quotes, Hazrat, Hazrat Wasif Ali Wasif (R.A), Pakistan, Punjabi, Punjabi language, Quotes, urdu, urdu writer, Wasif Ali Wasif

Wasif Ali Wasif on the cover of his published ...

Wasif Ali Wasif on the cover of his published book “Dil Darya Samundar”.

Belief in God, without belief in the Prophet (SAWW), would still be unbelief.

When the eye becomes the heart, the heart becomes the eye.

The world is ancient, but it has not lost its newness.

A man is happy who is happy with his Naseeb.

Do not destroy anybody’s peace. You will find peace.

Democracy is the name of the period between two martial laws.

Remove the conflict between your desires and your duties, peace will come.

When the child is ill, the mother will know how to pray.

Investigation after declaration of submission leads astray.

Death is the protector of life and life is the process of death.

Life is not only Newton, it is also Milton.

He who has no light in his heart, what will he gain from the festival of lamps.

A more fearful thing than death is the fear of death.

Students are the real inheritors of country.

The period before the dawn of knowledge is called the age of darkness.

Man neither loses nor gains in this world. He just comes here and departs.

When Allah accepts repentance for sin, He wipes out the very memory of sin.

One who has no beloved in the country can never love the country.

He who is drowned in sin, is devoid of faith in prayer.

Hazrat Wasif Ali Wasif(R.A)

Wasif Ali Wasif(R.A)(15 January 1929 – 18 January 1993) was a teacher, writer, poet and sufi intellectual from Pakistan. He was famous for his unique literary style. He used to write short pieces of prose on topics like love, life, fortune, fear, hope, expectation, promise, prayer, happiness, sorrow and so on. He was the regular columnist of Pakistani Urdu newspaper Daily Nawa-i-Waqt. His 1st column named “Muhabbat”. In his life most of his columns were combined to form books with his own selected title. He did poetry in Urdu and Punjabi languages. Probably no contemporary Urdu writer is more cited in quotations than he is. Later years he used to answer questions in specially arranged gatherings at Lahore attended by the notable community. Some of these sessions were recorded in audio and were later published as Guftgoo (talk) series. His mehfils never had a set subject nor did he lecture on chosen topics. His way was to ask people if they had questions and then he responded to these in his highly original style. His thought was more on mysticism, spirituality and humanity. There are about 40 books to his credit including “Shab Chiragh”, “Kiran Kiran Sooraj”, and “Dil Darya Samundar”. It is self-evident that his books as well as recordings of talks are a treasure trove of wisdom.

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5 VotesHave you ever tried to cry

But there’s no tears left to shed

Have you ever seen the face of misery

Or looked into the eyes of dread

Have you ever gripped the pain

Cause it’s all that’s left to hold

Have you ever tried so hard to love

But found, your heart was just too cold

Have you ever just had to accept,

Your agony has no end

Have you ever been so desperate,

You’ve claimed the sorrow your best friend

Have you ever held hands with depression

Wept on the shoulder of fear

Have you ever reached out to emptiness

But there’s nothing to pull near.

Have you sobbed yourself to sleep

Anguish at the foot of your bed

Have you ever been shaken from your dream

To be thrown in a nightmare instead

Have you felt the cringe inside

Embraced by betrayal and hate

Have you ever then just had to dwell

In a world that terror creates

Have you ever been left empty

No Courage to unfold

If you’ve ever known the hurt

Then welcome to my world

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Meri Tanhai Ko Mera Shoq

March 24th, 2014

meri-tanhai

Meri Tanhai Ko Mera Shoq Na Samajna

Bohat Pyar Se Dia Hai Ye Tuhfa Kisi Ne

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Pain Became My Friend Today ©

March 24th, 2014

Pain became my friend today

She showed me how to hide

She’d been watching from a distance

Every tear I cried

Pain became my friend today

Reached out her hand to me

Then pulled me into darkness

Introducing misery

Pain became my friend today

She’s emptying my heart,

She’s now my constant companion

Tearing me apart

Pain became my friend today

She isolates my soul

Now without her I am nothing

In her I’m consoled

Pain became my friend today

Saw me kneel down and cry

Then she lay down right next to me

Kissed my joy good-bye

Pain became my friend today

Acquainted me with sorrow

Who showed me how to dwell in agony

And fear the break of tomorrow

Pain became my friend today

She’s making my heart cold

Pain became my friend today

The only hand I hold

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Tu Hi Meri Tamana

March 23rd, 2014

Na Hamein Zindagi Sa Pyaar Tha

Zndagi Sa Na Koi Aitbaar Tha

Hum Ko To Pyaar Tha Sirf Tumsa

Tumse Se He Bus Aitbaar Tha

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Mohabat Chup Nahi Rehti

March 23rd, 2014

farhat-abbas-poetry

Wo Kehti Hai Chalo Farhat Hawa Ke Sath Chalte Hain

Mai Khamoshi Se Us Ke Sath Chal Deta Hun Bujne Ko

Wo Muj Se Pochti Hai Tum Kahan Ghayab Ho Sadyon Se

Main Kehta Hun, Hazaron Waswason Ke Darmian Gum Hun

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Ghar Bna Kar Mere Dil…

March 23rd, 2014

2 line poetry

Ghar Bna Kar Mere Dil Mai Wo Chor Gya

Na Khud Rehta Hai Na Kisi Aur Ko Basne De

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