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Latifay Urdu Sardar :

Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha

Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".

Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."

Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."



Aik bhikari Sarak(Road) par langra kar chal raha tha. Samne se teen dost aarahe the. Bhikari ko iss tarah chalet daikh kar pehle dost ne kaha. “yar dekho be chare bhikari ki tang tooti hoyi hai”.

Doosre dost ne kaha: “nahi yar! Mujhe lagta hai keh is ki tang maflooj ho gayi hai.”
Yeh sun kar tisra dost bola. “ tum donon ghalat andaze laga rahe ho, mujhe lagta hai is ki tang ko polio ho chukka hai”.

Iss baat par teenon doston mein takraar hone lagi. Bala-akhir inhon ne faislah kia keh wo bhikari se hi puch lete hain, wo teenon bhikari ke paas gaye aur is se pucha. “ bhayi saheb! Yeh aap ki tang kis tarah tooti”.

Bhikari (ghosse se teenon doston ko ghurte hoye bola) “arey! Meri tang nahi balkeh mera juta tuta hai “.

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Date:07-03-2014
"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!
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Sender:Rayyan

Date:06-03-2014
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
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Sender:Junaid

Date:05-03-2014
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
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Sender:rukhsana kusar

Date:02-03-2014
1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad
papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?
papa: nhi beta
bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......
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Sender:Ron

Date:24-02-2014
Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like Marriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!
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Sender:Yasir

Date:19-02-2014
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
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Sender:bahram

Date:16-02-2014
''A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...
You lose your importanc in their life..!!

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Sender:Nikhil pemmaiah k.m

Date:12-02-2014
Just Imagine Life
Without BOYz
.
.
Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In
Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World
DependsOn US...!!!
Boyz Rocks
Hahahahahaha.
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Sender:Daniyal

Date:07-02-2014
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
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Sender:Karim

Date:29-01-2014
Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
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