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Kisi aur ke baho mein rahakar
Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Heart Break, Sad Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Kisi aur ke baho mein rahakar
Wo humse wafa ki bate karte hai
Ye kaisi chahat hai yaro,
Wo bewafa hai jankar bhi,
HUM UNHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI..
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Meaningful message for life
Category: Love Sms, Thoughts Sms.

Meaningful message for life:
Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger!!
No one’s Love is lesser but our expectations r higher!”
4

India is nation and Dadar is station
Category: College-School Sms, Funny Shayari, Funny Sms.

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!
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Real Richness is When
Category: Cool Sms, Thoughts Sms, Wise Words Sms.

Real Richness is When

You Are So,

Time is like river
Category: Life Sms, Thoughts Sms.

Time is like river..
You can’t touch the same water twice,because the flow that has passed will never pass again..
Enjoy every moment of life..
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Tags: Time Sms

Har doori mitani padhti hai
Category: Friendship Sms, Funny Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
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Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai
Category: Friendship Sms, Hindi Sms.

Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.

Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!

Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha woThe warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?"

One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."

"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?" The warden asked.

Replied the spokesman, "French Toast..."
Miscellaneous
Law Class!
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"
Lawyers
It's Going to be a Bad Day if...
You wake face down on the footpath.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You put on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin forgot your birthday.

The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.

Your blind date turns out to be your wife.

Your income tax cheque bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your wife says 'Good morning Bill' and your name is Frank!
Miscellaneous
Paranormal Phenomena!!!
A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital's ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. To investigate the cause of such bizarre incidents, the doctors and nurses decide to keep strict vigilance.

A few minutes before 11 AM, the part time Sunday sweeper arrived. Whistling cheerfully, he unplugged the life support system of bed nnumber 5 and put the plug of his vacuum cleaner in it place!

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