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Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

A man knew about the affair of her wife with a boy
He decided to kill himself and his wife
Apny kaan par pistol lagayi tu uski bewi hansny lagi tu wo bola
"Tu khush mat ho, agla number taira hai"

1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha
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boht thak gia tu bola:
"aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay?"

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho

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Funny In Urdu Biography

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It is saying that “A poem might be defined as thinking about feelings, about human feelings and frailties.” Today when we are busy in our own life, we need some time for refresh our minds and hearts and funny poetry can help us in this way. There are popular poet who wrote funny poems but very few poets got popularity among the masses because of their art. Khalid Masood is one of them who got fame because of their funny poetry. He attended many festivals of poetry and he recieved appreciation from the literature loving people. He is known as a revolutionary poet. If you want some good funny poetry then you can read this from our site. Here we are providing you famous Punjabi funny poetry of Khalid Masood Khan as “Tera Kakh Na Rahee have a huge collection of Khalid Masood Khan poetry on our website. He is very popular for his funny poetry. His use of punjabi words in urdu shayari had given a new touch to the poetry.

m Ishq Laraya karte Thay
 November 3rd, 2013
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Pind Ke Bohar Thale Ham Ishq Laraya karte Thay
Wo Panday Dhone Aati Thi Ham Maj Nhwya Karte Thay

Wo Har Kam Main Agay Thi Ham Har Kaam Main Phari Thay
Wo Sabaq Mqa Ke Bai Jati Ham Pencil Garhia Karte Thay

Jdon Meri Bay Bay Us Ke Ghar Rishta Lain Gyi
Wo College Jaya Karti Thi Ham Daras Main Parhya Karte Thay

Garmiyon Main Sukar Dhupare jadon Ham Amb Par Charia Karte Thay
Munh Suj Prola Hota Tha Jab Demon Larya Karte Thay

Pind Ke Sar Kande Tlay Jab Wo Muj Se Milne Aati Thi
Sheda, Gama, Fazlo, Teefa Muft Main Sarya Karte Thay

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 Ar Kar Sute Rahe by Khalid Masood
 August 24th, 2013
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Be Fazol Si Gal Par Ar Kar Sute Rahe
Dhupe Pye Pye Sar Gaye Sar Kar Sute Rahe

Biwi Ne Dabkya To Wo Gabar Kar
Ghalat Train Par Char Gaye, Char Kar Sute Rahe

Ratain Daku Pend Main Honja Pher Gaye
Pehre Wale Dande Phar Kar Sute Rahe

Digge Thay Asman Se, Aray Khjor Main Ham
Bas Fair Aos Khjor Main Ar kar Sute Rahe

Us Ke Ganje Ghone Sar Ki Yaad Main Ham
Rangle Palang Ka Pawa Phar Kar Sute Rahe

Begam Se Dar Kar Bhage Tu Do Din Tak
Bay Bay Ke Kamray Main War Kar Sute Rahe
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 Tera Kakh Na Rahe By Khalid Masood
 August 22nd, 2013
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Husn Ki Toop Ka Gola Mara Tera Kakh Na Rahe
Tuj Par Gir Jaye Kutbi Tara Tera Khakh Na Rahe

Banking Counsil Teri Har Shay Karqi Kar Dain
Char Jaye Tuj Par Karza Bhara Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Sardi Andar Nehar Ke Bnay Sari Raat Khlote
Tu Na Ayi Laya Lara Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Dil Ke Chori Ke Alzam Main Police Ka Chapa Par Jaye
Pharya Jaye Tbar Sara Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Sari Ghazal Suna Kar Bi Nahi Sara Dil Ka Mukia
Sada Hai Bas Iko Ae Nara Tera Kakh Na Rahe
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 Tumhare Pupha, Wo Ganjy Waley
 August 21st, 2013
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Tumhare Pupha, Wo Ganjy Waley, Jo Le Gaye Thay Udhar Kangi
Mahina Hone Ko A Gaya Hai, Na Us Ne Ditti Na Ham Ne Mangi

Wo Wapda Ne Jo Bulb Mota Laga Diya Hai Tumhare Dar Par
Tu Is Ke Chanan Se Tum Se Milne Main A Rahi Hai Shdeed Tangi

Ye Almia Hai K Us Ko Milne Main Jab Kabi Luk Lka Ke Puncha
Tu Us Ki Dadi Damy Ki Mari Hamesha Ae Aos Waqt Khagi

Tu Apni Sari Nasehton Ko Sambhal Ke Rakh Le Pass Apne
Tu Mama Lagta Hai Is Gal Ka, Wo Ham Ko Bheri Lage K Changi

Hmari Qismat Hai Do Take Ki, Ke Shehr Ki Sab Se Mathi Larki
Wo Sare Din Main Hmare Agyon Se Kyi Waran Muskra Ke Langi
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 Lota Lota Ai Hota Hai
 July 23rd, 2013
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Gardan Gardan Hai Aur Pota Pota Ai Hota Hai
Khra Hamesha Khra Hai, Khota Khota Ai Hota Hai

Naye Nzam Ki Barkein Sunte Umar Guzar Gyi Sari
Wada Har Tha Wada, Chota chota Hi Hota Hai

Luche Ko Samjaya Pyar Se, Sifr Nteeja Nikla
Ham Ye Azmaya, Sota Sota Ai Hota Hai

Pehle Odhron, Fir Idhron Ab Fir Khra Hai Odhron
Public Tang Hai Lekin Lota Lota Ai Hota Hai

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