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Pagal to Doctor
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
in Funny SMS
Light Hai?
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
in Funny SMS
Mama Ji
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
in Funny SMS
Apple
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..Related Posts:
Sab se Bura Badsha woh Hai
Janab e Ameer ul Mominin farmate hain ke Sab se bura kaam woh hai jo guahoon ko kheench laye Or sab se bura maal ..
Welcome Subha Bakhair
               ( -.- ) Welcome <) ))> |-\- Dosto Ye Hamari Morning Service Hai Jis Mein Ham Friends Ko Jagaty Hain Aur In k Jaag Jany K Bad Hum Khud So jaty Hain * Aslam o alaikum " * GOD Ble$S YoU " ,.**., ( ..
Lab pe Naat e MUSTAFA
" Assalamu-u-alaikum " " Aao mil kr dua kren ke, Aey "A"L"L"A"H" Dil me ishq -e- " MUSTAFA " zuban pe drood e " MUSTAFA " amal me sunnt-e-" ..
Growth in Employment
Kisi shaks ko mulazmat na milti ho Naukri se barkhast ho geya ho ya taraqi ki bijaye uhda ya mansab Se gira diya geya ..
Unseen Disclosures
Tahajud ki Namaz ke baad 1000 martaba Ya Muhaimin parh kar Muraqba karne se ghaib ki dunia samne aa jati hai Or gum shuda ..
Loving Husband
Esha ki Namaz ke baad 1100 martaba Ya Momin parh kar Aankhein band kar ke baith jayein or yeh tasawur karein K main arsh ..
Interruption in Marriage
Larke ya larki ki shadi na hoti ho or paigham Aane ke baad baghair kisi wajah ke rishta khatam ho jata ho Or hasb ..
Unseen Help
After being awakened in the morning If you read Ya Muqtadiro 100 times Your all problems will solve easily People co-operate and you get unseen ..
Acceptance of Repentance
Repent are forgiven and men gets closer to ALLAH (GOD) Crime is committed by men No one is cleansed from sin ALLAH (GOD) like the Repentance Before ..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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Funny Sms Jokes In Urdu Urdu Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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