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Tuesday, 25 March 2014

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My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?

 : Funny SMS

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)



 : Funny SMS



If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist:)


 : Funny SMS


Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai:)


 : Funny SMS

Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !


 : Funny SMS


Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.



 : Funny SMS

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
.
.
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?


 : Funny SMS




College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay..


 : Funny SMS


Silent lips may avoid many problems:
But smiling lips will solve many problems:
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so
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Har velay sarya na karo:
Kadi kadi has v lya karo:!


 : Funny SMS


Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia


 : Funny SMS


customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay

waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi


 : Funny SMS


When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you


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Why do I always text you first?
You don’t have to if you don’t want to?
Then we would never talk!


 : Funny SMS


What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.


 : Funny SMS


True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane except one.
People asked him the reason
He said," If it's made by my students it will not even start."3 sardar aik hi bed per laity huay thy
i ko jaga kam lagi to wo zamin per lait gaya
.
.
.
uper sy aik sardar bola oe tu a ja hun jaga khuli ho gae ae

aik pathan apna saman bag mien bhar k GEO
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
aik pathan apna saman bag mien bhar k GEO k office ponch gia aur pocha:
wo baji kahan hain jo news k ba’ad kehti hain…
“hamary sath raheay ga!”

Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae
Dost: wo kaisy???
Pathan: Yar! Imam Sb. ne kaha k tama log apny apny mobile fone off kar dein. mein jaldi se ghar gia. mobile off kia, jub wapis aya to namaz ho chuki thi.

Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay ” I MISS YOU”
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay ” I MISS YOU”
Pathan: is ka matlab hay “mein tumari miss hon”

aik stop se bus chali aur achanak
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
aik stop se bus chali aur achanak jhatka lagny se aik sardar aik larki par gir gia.
Larki boli: batamez, kia kar rahay ho???
Sardar (sharma k): G, Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hon

petrol pump pe likha tha
Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms by Nasira
petrol pump pe likha tha
“don’t use mobile”
pathan ne mobile nikala
aur sub doston ko call kar k kaha…

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Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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Monday, 24 March 2014

Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Biography

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Pakistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.

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Jokes for Kids:

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.


Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

Urdu Jokes

Pakistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.

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Jokes for Kids:

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.


Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.Home>> Jokes



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Pakistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.

Read the best collection of jokes, jokes in urdu, jokes sms, Lateefay, jokes for kids, lateefay funny in urdu, jokes in urdu sms, jokes in roman urdu, latifay, lateefay urdu, lateefay urdu sms, lateefay funny, Urdu Jokes, Urdu Latifay, best Jokes, free Jokes, latifay in urdu, latifay urdu funny, latifay on pathan in urdu, latifay urdu sardar, latifay on pathan, latifay urdu sms, jokes in urdu, sms, latifay, fun, funny talk, halla gulla, smile

Jokes for Kids:

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.


Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
Pakistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.

Read the best collection of jokes, jokes in urdu, jokes sms, Lateefay, jokes for kids, lateefay funny in urdu, jokes in urdu sms, jokes in roman urdu, latifay, lateefay urdu, lateefay urdu sms, lateefay funny, Urdu Jokes, Urdu Latifay, best Jokes, free Jokes, latifay in urdu, latifay urdu funny, latifay on pathan in urdu, latifay urdu sardar, latifay on pathan, latifay urdu sms, jokes in urdu, sms, latifay, fun, funny talk, halla gulla, smile

Jokes in Urdu SMS :

Aik makan main do aadmi apas main lar'rahe the. Aik kah raha tha tum to gadhe kay bache ho. Dusra pehlay ko kah raha tha. Gadhe kay bache to tum ho.

Aik gadha makan ki diwar kay sath bahir khara tha. Itne main is ka aik dost ghora wahan se guzra aur poocha tum yahan kiun khare ho.

Is ne jabab dia mera bacha kahen gum ho gia hai. Is makan se aawazain aarahi hain keh tum gadhe kay bache ho aur tum gadhe kay bache ho. Jab tai ho jaye ga key kaun gadhe ka bacha hai to main is ko apne sath ley jaunga.

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”


Baap bĂȘte khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.


Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.



Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pas aaya aur kehnay laga.
Janab! Aanay wali rail foran rok di jaye. Rastay mein is kay ulatnay ka khatrah hai.

Chunancha khatray kay pesh nazar rail kehin door rokwa di gayi aur railway kay officer is aadmi kay sath khatray wali jagah ka muaina karnay chalay gaye. Is shakhs nay railway line par paray kelay kay chilkay ki taraf ishara kartay huye kaha: Janab! Rail ko is chilkay say phisal kar ulatnay ka khatra tha.

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

Funny Sms In Urdu Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes Poetry Shayari Sms Quotes Covers Pictures Pics Questions Cover Photos

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