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Pakistani Jokes:

aik angrez(english) nay Hazraht Hussain Nizami say pucha.

"saray anrezon ka rung aik sa hota hai lekin patah nahi kiun saray hundustaniyon ka rung aik sa nahi hota."

khuajah Hussain Nizami nay jawab dia.

saray ghoron kay rung mukhtalif hotay hain lekin saray gadhon ka rung aik sa hota hai.

Aik burha siasat dan taqreer karnay laga to is kay masnuyi daant nikal kar gir paray is nay jaldi say utha kar laga liye. Phir taqreer shuru ki to phir daant gir paray. Isi tarah jab teen char bar hua to logon mein say kisi maskharay nay kaha.

Cassette hi tabdeel kartay rahain gay ya kuch kahain gay bhi.
Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. “ Meray abu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay jaisay sheer, tandarust itnay hain jitna Hathi aur ankhain to baaz ki tarah taiz hain.

Dusra dost foran bola. Agar hum in ko dekhna chahain to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

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Latifay in Urdu:

Kisi dehati nay apnay dost say kaha. Chalo shehar ki sair karnay chaltay hain.

Is kay dost nay kaha dil to mera bhi buhat chahta hai lekin mein jagah jagah jo hidayatain darj hoti hain in par amal karna khasa mushkil hai. Pichlay mahinay mein shehar gia. Aik jagah likha tha. Yahan thukye. Majburan mujhay wahan thukna para. Dusri jagah likha tha raddi kaghaz is mein dalein. Mein nay sarak say raddi utha kar is mein daal di. Chund qadam aagay barha wahan likha tha, rafter 40 mile fi ghanta bhala bataao mein burha aadmi itni tez raftari say kaisay dor sakta hon lekin marta kia na karta mein nay 40 mile fi ghanta ki rafter say dor laga di aur is din kay baad mein nay shehar janay say tobah kar li.

Ostaad shagird say ----aap kal school kiun nahi aaye the?”

Shagird-“sir mujhay bird flu ho gia tha.”

Ostad-“bird flu to murghiyon ko hota hai.”

Shagird-“mein ab insane nahi raha sir, kiun keh aap mujhe har roz murgha jo bana detay hain.”
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Latifay in Urdu:

Officer: kia tum mot kay baad zindagi par yaqeen rakhtay ho?
Servent: ji bilkul janab!

Officer : kal jab tum chutti lay kar apnay dada kay janaza par gaye the to tumhari talash mein yahan aaye the.

Aik basti mein kisi ko namaz parhni nahi aati thi. Kisi duray shehar say molwi namaz parhanay aaya tha. Aik darakht key nichay namaz parhanay khara hua to aik titya is molwi ki qameez mein ghus gia to is nay qameez utar di, phir pichay kharay sab logon nay qameez utar di. Phir do titye is ki dhoti mein ghus gayi to is nay dhoti bhi utar di. Pichay sab nay dhoti utar di. Phir woh bhagta bhagta kuyein (well) mein gir gia. Is kay pichay sab kuyein mein girnay lagay. Aik aadmi nay kaha. Yeh kia kar rahain hain. Dusray aadmi nay jawab dia. Chup ho jaao jamayat ho rahi hai.

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Funny SMS & Text Messages
SMS and text messages including Funny SMS Urdu, Hindi SMS Jokes, Funny Text Messages and much more!
Pagal to Doctor
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
in Funny SMS
Light Hai?
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
in Funny SMS
Mama Ji
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
in Funny SMS
Apple
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..Related Posts:
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Welcome Subha Bakhair
               ( -.- ) Welcome <) ))> |-\- Dosto Ye Hamari Morning Service Hai Jis Mein Ham Friends Ko Jagaty Hain Aur In k Jaag Jany K Bad Hum Khud So jaty Hain * Aslam o alaikum " * GOD Ble$S YoU " ,.**., ( ..
Lab pe Naat e MUSTAFA
" Assalamu-u-alaikum " " Aao mil kr dua kren ke, Aey "A"L"L"A"H" Dil me ishq -e- " MUSTAFA " zuban pe drood e " MUSTAFA " amal me sunnt-e-" ..
Growth in Employment
Kisi shaks ko mulazmat na milti ho Naukri se barkhast ho geya ho ya taraqi ki bijaye uhda ya mansab Se gira diya geya ..
Unseen Disclosures
Tahajud ki Namaz ke baad 1000 martaba Ya Muhaimin parh kar Muraqba karne se ghaib ki dunia samne aa jati hai Or gum shuda ..
Loving Husband
Esha ki Namaz ke baad 1100 martaba Ya Momin parh kar Aankhein band kar ke baith jayein or yeh tasawur karein K main arsh ..
Interruption in Marriage
Larke ya larki ki shadi na hoti ho or paigham Aane ke baad baghair kisi wajah ke rishta khatam ho jata ho Or hasb ..
Unseen Help
After being awakened in the morning If you read Ya Muqtadiro 100 times Your all problems will solve easily People co-operate and you get unseen ..
Acceptance of Repentance
Repent are forgiven and men gets closer to ALLAH (GOD) Crime is committed by men No one is cleansed from sin ALLAH (GOD) like the Repentance Before ..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

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Teacher Jokes Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? A: He wanted to see time fly. Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A: Because you can't drink and derive... Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? A: There, Their, They're Q: What's another name for Santa's elves? A: Subordinate Clauses. Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school? A: Because he/she was going to high school! Q: What is Grammar? A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit. Q: What three candies can you find in every school? A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties. Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation? A: Expla-nation. Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance? A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY) Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents. Q: What's the difference between a dead prostitute and school? A: School still sucks! Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots. Q: What is a proof? A: One-half percent of alcohol. Q: Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip? A: To get to the same side. Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? A: Because she couldn't control her pupils? Q: Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school? A: They required an orientation. Q: How did the geography student drown? A: His grades were below C-level Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation? A: He works it out with a pencil. Q: Why is a math book always unhappy? A: Because it always has lots of problems. Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate! Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9 Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam! Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancée? A: With a polynomial ring! Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: Rubber-band -- because it streches. Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed. Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? A: Romeostasis Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3. Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Mobius Dick. Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles? A: Warsaw! Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes. Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang? A: The Nucleus Q: Name a bus you can never enter? A: A syllabus Q: What did the mathematician's parrot say? A: A poly "no meal" Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? A: Because it's basic material. Q: If H20 is water what is H204? A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . . Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems! School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They're dead. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora. If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study. I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it. That awkward moment when an emo kid goes to McDonald's and orders a Happy Meal. Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? If sleep is really good for the brain, then why is it not permitted in school? If you make a camp to help kids with ADHD, then is it a concentration camp? If a picture is worth a thousands words, then why shouldn't we judge a book by its cover? My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard." That awkward moment when you go to a new school and don't get a vampire boyfriend. 2 things you can learn in school: Texting without looking and teamwork on tests. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping M.A.T.H. = Mental Abuse to Humans S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life S.C.H.O.O.L. = Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? OMg! Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?" Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?" Teacher: "Simon, can you say your name backwards?" Simon: "No Mis." Teacher: How can we keep the school clean? Student: By staying at home. Teacher: What is irony? Student: "Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe." (1) Say "Eye" (2) Spell the word "Map" (3) Say "Ness". SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Matthew has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the sun's mass. Catholic School A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A"s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?" "You know", the son explains, "when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!" Library A Texan was visiting Harvard University, and was lost. He stopped a student and asked, "Do you know where the library is at?" "I sure do," replied the student, "But, you know, you're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions." "What?" "Prepositions. You ended your sentence with an 'at', which you aren't supposed to do." "Oh, ok," said the Texan, "Do you know where the library is at, asshole?" Grammar walks into a Bar Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They Drink. They Leave A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave. A Question mark walks into a bar? Two Quotation marks "walk into" a bar. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking a drink. The bar was walked into by the passive voice. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. A synoynm ambles into a pub. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed everything. A run on sentence walks into a bar it is thirsty. Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapsed to the bar floor. A group of homophones wok inn two a bar. Human Body The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That’s easy," says Johnny. "It’s the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That’s correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn’t do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you’re in for a BIG disappointment." Applying For A Job There are three people applying for the same job. One is a mathematician, one a statistician, and one an accountant. The interviewing committee first calls in the mathematician. They say "we have only one question. What is 500 plus 500?" The mathematician, without hesitation, says "1000." The committee sends him out and calls in the statistician. When the statistician comes in, they ask the same question. The statistician ponders the question for a moment, and then answers "1000... I'm 95% confident." He is then also thanked for his time and sent on his way. When the accountant enters the room, he is asked the same question: "what is 500 plus 500?" The accountant replies, "what would you like it to be?" They hire the accountant. George W Bush George W. Bush visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra..." Bathroom Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: "Half way down my leg." Little Boy Son: "My math teacher is crazy". Mother: "Why?" Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2." Wife or Girlfriend A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment." The mathematician: "A wife. You have security." The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..." Girlfriend "What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..." Psychic Hotline A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his advisor, "in her biology class." Prostitute Teacher: Describe hydrogen Student: It is a prostitute element Teacher: Who taught you that? Student: You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table. Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. Cat Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school? Kid says (crying), "I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm eating that p*ssy when the kids leave!" Lab At the end of the semester, a 10th-grade chemistry teacher asked her students what was the most important thing that they learned in lab. A student promptly raised his hand and said, "Never lick the spoon." School Paper John wrote an article in the school paper about how this chemical, dihydrogenoxide, has killed over 100,000 people world wide, usually through inhalation. The story also went on that even if you wash your food you can never get this chemical off. No matter what you do you will be exposed to this very dangerous chemical every day of your life until you die. The story finished by claiming that there needs to be a government research group founded to find a solution. yada yada yada Anyway, the local newspaper reporter read this story in his daughters school paper and decided to do a follow up. If you haven't figured it out di-hydrogen-oxide is the correct name for H2O or water. The deaths that he was quoting were from drownings. Anyhow, this reporter ran the article in a paper and started a local push for a government study before they realized what the story was about.

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Hindi Shayari Biography

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Hindi Shayari Jokes & Messages

Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai
Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Heart Break, Sad Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!
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Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota
Category: Friendship Sms, Hindi Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,
kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota,
dost to mil jate hai har raste par,
lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota.
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Pyar mein koi to dil tod deta hai
Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Pyar me koi to dil tod deta hai,
Dosti me koi to bharosa tod deta hai,
Zindagi jina to koi gulaab se sikhe,
Jo khud toot kar do dilo ko jod deta hai..
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Be-khabar ho gaye hai kuch log humse
Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Be-khabar ho gaye hai kuch log humse,
jo hamari zarurat ko mehsoos nahi karte..
kabhi bhot baaten kiya krte the hum se,
ab kheriyat tak maloom nahi karte..
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zamane ka ye dastur kaisa
Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

zamane ka ye dastur kaisa,
pyar ko pana ye kasur kaisa,
agar mohabbat gunah hai zamane mein,
to fir insano ko mohabat sikhane wala wo khuda beksur kaisa!
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Zindagi ki raho me ishq na mile
Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Zindagi ki raho me ishq na mile,
Is bedard zamane se kuch na mile,
Hum gum Kyon kare ki wo hame na mile,
ARE…!!
Gam to wo kare jinhe hum na mile.
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Wo rootha rootha sa lagta hai
Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Wo rootha rootha sa lagta hai,
Koi tarkeeb batao pass aane ki,
Main zindgi girvi rakh sakta hoon,
Tum keemat batao usey manane ki.Hindi shairi sms, or more precisely Modern Standard Hindi, is a standardised and sanskritised register of the Hindustani language (Hindi-Urdu). Hindustani is the native language of people living in Delhi, Haryana, Western Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, northeastern Madhya Pradesh, and parts of eastern Rajasthan, and Hindi is one of the official languages of India. Colloquial Hindi is mutually intelligible with another register of Hindustani called (Modern Standard) Urdu. Mutual intelligibility decreases in literary and specialized contexts, which rely on educated vocabulary.

The number of native speakers of Standard Hindi is unclear. According to the 2001 Indian census. 258 million people in India reported their native language to be "Hindi". However, this includes large numbers of speakers of Hindi languages other than Standard Hindi; as of 2009, the best figure Ethnologue could find for Khariboli dialect (the basis of Hindustani) was a 1991 citation of 180 million. This places Hindi in a three-way tie with Bengali and Portuguese for the fifth-largest language in the world.
The dialect upon which Standard Hindi is based is khadiboli, the vernacular of Delhi and the surrounding western Uttar Pradesh and southern Uttarakhand region. This dialect acquired linguistic prestige in the Mughal Empire (17th century) and became known as Urdu, "the language of the court." As noted and referenced in History of Hindustani, prior to the independence of India and Pakistan, it was not referred to as Urdu but as Hindustani. After independence, the Government of India set about standardising Hindi as a separate language from Urdu, instituting the following conventions

standardization of grammar: In 1954, the Government of India set up a committee to prepare a grammar of Hindi; The committee's report was released in 1958 as "A Basic Grammar of Modern Hindi"
    standardization of the orthography, using the Devanagari script, by the Central Hindi Directorate of the Ministry of Education and Culture to bring about uniformity in writing, to improve the shape of some Devanagari characters, and introducing diacritics to express sounds from other languages.

The Constituent Assembly adopted Hindi as the Official Language of the Union on 14 September 1949. Hence it is celebrated as Hindi Day.Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....

Hindi funny sms, Boy vs Girl joke, husband wife jokes, enjoy sardar jokes on your favourite e-TV, latestsms.in, of all short funny text stuff.

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai

zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya

Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..

apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.

kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz

agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai
jago ladko jago

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..

DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!
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hum ghar me hi hote hai.

Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy- pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom- kyu?
Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye
Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye
Suraj:kaise?
Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the

Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!

Sardar:
In which printing press d question paper is

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